Carmody Central Podcast

Carmody Central's reigning champ, Myrone Sumner, is back... don't act surprised.  We are talking about current events, the Grammys... Kanye picking on skinny white people on Beyonce's behalf, Kardashian bullshit in general, Bruce Jenner, Valentine's Day, and Myrone shares the more strategic break up he's ever seen.  

My favorite person on earth joins me for a nice chat about a little of everything.  Jim Norton!! Yay! I'm not lying when I say he's my best friend so glad to have him on.  We talk about his underwear, NY vs LA, and about Jim's childhood.  We talk about his parents, Jimmy Robinson his imaginary friend that used to pick on little Jimmy Norton.  We talk about self deprecation, self hatred, bad habits, and growing up in the 70s... not that I would know anything about it.  Enjoy this treat!

Carmody Central's bottom bish, Myrone Sumner, is back once again and better than ever cause he just got over being sick.  Well we both did and we are tracing our steps to find the culprit.  Also criticism, people’s opinions and feedback, why they’re important but also completely annoying and discouraging. Receiving criticism from people your dating, like thats fuckings fun.  Also, Valentine’s Day, 50 Shades of Grey, and shitty vague answers to direct questions.  I talk about the book I'm writing and how my phone is out to get me.  

The lovely and gorgeous Camilla Cleese joins to talk about attractive women, growing up an insanely tall blonde, fitting in, bullying, dating, and cat fishing.  We talk sex, penises, my obses vagina, comedy, LA and tons more.  The point is pretty women can be funny too, don't just think that shit is for ugly people. 

Amy Schumer talks dick size, Colin Quinn talks body image, the begining of gyms, sex clubs and AIDS, Jim Norton talks about privacy, Robert Kelly got arrested at 10 years old, Chip Chipperson is a fucking liar, Edgar Mellencamp & Uncle Paul drop in, my gay little brother talks shit on comfortable straight men, and my mom admits she liked hitting us sometimes.  If you only download one episode of Carmody Central, let this be the one.  

The End is near... not the apocolypse, just another year.  Another reason to look back at our lives and feel like shit about it... judging ourselves by the accomplishments of the year.  Well my friend, Lucy Arnell, is joining to talk about a bunch of random pointless stuff.  She tells us about getting robbed, I talk about my sleeping habits.... and yea, other stuff. Check it out.

Tis the season for depression, rape accusations and figuring out if you need to get your booty call a Christmas gift.  My hilarious friend, Myrone Sumner, joins to discuss ugly sweater parties, group texts and reserfacing exes.  This would not be complete without addressing how Bill Cosby came into our living rooms and raped America.  Intro Music by Brian Lynch.

My dear friend, Brian Lynch, joins to discuss motivation.  But instead we have a highly unmotivated conversation about a little bit of everything, from my stinky refridgerator, to girls smashing valuables when they get drunk, to how I can only swim with one hand because my throat is too big. Enjoy this randomness... I'm in a terrible mood and Brian tries to make me feel more motivated while I shit on everything.

I found some archive audio of a podcast I recorded with my mom last year.  We attempted to talk about pop culture, but she couldn't keep up.  My mom acts like this is an interrogation for the first 15 mins, answering only yes or no questions.  Then I pull it out of her that she enjoyed hitting us as kids, the different ways she disciplined us, and we talk about some childhood memories.  Enjoy this Carmody family reunion. 

Once again, talking about shit that I know nothing about.  I don't know what it takes to be a good parent or lover, but my friend Russell Bailey and I can speculate... can't we? He has an interesting theory that you mustn't put your child first, but instead keep living your own life and set an example for them.  Me on the other hand, my theory is that if you are too good of a parent your child will come out fucked up, so you kind of have to be a little awful to make a good person.  Seems logical to me... also the proof is in the pudding, look at only children? Now look a person who was neglected as a child. Wait, maybe its inevitable, we are all fucked up. We also talk endlessly about food because we are vegetarians, which means we are more obsessed with food than your average person.