Carroll Worldwide

The honorable Mayor of Westminster makes a special guest appearance to discuss the best nachos. Randy hates on fruits and vegetables once again. Randy threatens Sherri. Dennis continues the tradition of Carroll Hates Children. Sherri makes an unrealistic and epic wish list for her 2019 Mother's Day.

Randy comes to the defense of Joe of House Dominick, first of his name, King of the Deadlift and Protector of the West of Minster. Sherri drinks and she knows things, like when someone has their facts about drinking incorrect. Dennis decides to send the idea of a no-drama community page north of the wall. The Golden Tractor Crank takes on a very Lannister spin.

Dennis just can't stop talking about Carroll Corporate. Randy explains a post about a post about a comment about a post. Sherri has a very special top 10 list.

Randy apologizes for not being funny. Dennis tries to understand why someone would abandon their dentures. Judge Dennis meets Doctor Doolittle. The gang discusses something that is really bugging them. Sherri makes her top ten restaurant suggestions.

Sherri tries so far and gets so far in the reading of Dennis' non-romance novel. The gang tackles some serious issues with the library, shootings and nachos. Dennis wonders if the Almighty has finally intervened with the Town Mall. Randy puts on his yoga pants to talk about FRO-YO and refuses to comment on crab cakes. Sherri invents some new jobs for Marty the robot.

Randy wishes he had time to prepare more materials on misuses for poor Marty the robot. Sherri-Bo-Berry makes her much-awaited debut. Dennis is severely punished for failing to deliver on a promise.

Randy recounts a convenience store crime wave. Dennis considers why New Zealand pigs might be banned. Sherry triples down on a Top 30 List. The word of the podcast is capricious. Tag us if you use it somewhere!

It snowed, so everyone wonders: how were the roads? Dennis discusses idolizing assassins in Taneytown. Randy gives a lecture on Facebook Freedom of Speech. Sherri foregoes a top 10 list to wish someone a very special day. The audience decides on who wins the coveted Golden Tractor Crank.

You won't love what the team says about the roads. Dennis discusses a BB&T love triangle. Randy reveals a the stolen traffic cone swiped-left with a snowman. Sherri looks for love in all the wrong places.