Randy's enthralling tale of genealogy experiences some technical difficulties. Dennis dives deep into Taneytown's own gun-running cops. Sherri advocates for her golden tractor candidate: Baughers.

The gang pre-records this week's episode before the news of this week breaks. Randy and Sherri compete at last for the golden tractor crank. Dennis muses over what is the most overrated fast food restaurant. Sherri addresses a disparaging Yelp review.

The gang cozies up with some interesting teases from Taneytown. Dennis delivers some uncomfortable news about the mall. Randy tries to ease the comfort level of a Facebook newbie. Sherri makes everyone squirm with her advice to social media trolls.

Dennis returns to hating kids. Sherri kids around with the people of Taneytown. Randy presents the Golden Tractor Crank to a bunch of kids.

The Golden Tractor Crank Award is a warning not to-go to the grocery store on a Friday night. Westminster decides one of Randy's favorite restaurants has to-go. Sherri decides to-go for it for a Carroll Worldwide fan. The admin of Sykesville Online Community says smartasses will have to-go. Dennis almost had to-go get his robe.