Dennis runs us through our longest episode to date. Randy reveals he may be more basic than we originally thought. Steve promises victory in our inaugural Online Community Fantasy draft.

Due to an equipment malfunction, Carroll Worldwide records the same thing twice. Steve explains what happened and reveals why he doesn’t talk so much. Randy reviews the chaos of an administrator free community. Dennis takes a controversial stand on motorcycle safety. Thanks Bud’s at Silver Run for powering us through this episode!!!

Randy digs deeper into Steve’s checkered past, Dennis asks the tough questions: is Randy basic? We discuss the latest Sheetz controversy and the rise fall of an American hero in the span of one thread.

This week The Food Chick powers our longest show ever. Dennis is stunned to learn that the Online Communities may now like kids. Randy tackles Westminster’s homelessness problem. Steve digs deep and reveals that he knows Sykesville geography.

Brought to you by Workout Mamas! Steve gets deep into Coca Cola conspiracy theories. Randy has a suspicion – does Steve even live around here? Dennis weighs in on the socio-economics of local grocery store shopping.

This week Randy gets a haircut courtesy of Westminster Barber Shop. Randy takes credit for running Sheetz out of ice cream. Thoughts and prayers for Dennis as he has 30 inches of water in the basement. Steve exists in quiet contemplation.

Carroll Worldwide is LIVE at Sheetz’s Grand Opening. Randy and Steve share a tender moment in a bathroom stall. Dennis is impressed by the fanfare.

Dennis, Steve, and Randy travel from the past to the present to bring you the latest episode. But the file was feared to be lost forever and never to be heard. We believe Dennis’ thoughts and prayers were solely responsible for its recovery. Randy recalls the heady days when Carroll County almost became Carroll Jurassic. Dennis has everyone predict the future. Steve reveals that he has made Carroll Wordwide logos – for our audience to vote on.

We’re all just a little tired from the Fourth of July, and Dennis experienced it first hand. Randy has figured out how all the animals connect together. Steve edits out his largest speaking portion of the show.

This week Randy takes center stage having inserted himself into every story that transpired. Steve just wants to talk about The Matrix, life, and metaphysics. Dennis has an important question: who pooped in the pool?