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In This Episode: is Mr Baby Daddy Guy going to jail? If so, does that remove him from the Douchebag 16? No worries because 2 new contenstants are added this week! Samsung Refrigerators make the news, as do cars on fire, racist outbursts and rat givaways!

Is Sykesville forcing people to vote naked? Dennis and Sherri are sternly against Randy's Public Survellance proposal. the Trash Panda makes his one year anniversary appearance. the gang makes pizza predictions predalicting the pandemic. Who has a salad with their Stouts and Porters???

Westminster Online Community has been double-Zucked. Hampstead gets administer challenged, but the administer claps back! Also, is Randy censoring Sherri? Dennis "figures it out" and starts watching Letterkenny. And of course, GQ strikes again!

Dennis comes up with some brilliant ideas based on the Uber business model. Randy is put on trial for using Doordash and Sherri sentences him to death. The GQ award is presented once again with honors. Sherri reveals the top 10 other things flies are attracted to.

Sherri explains the snitching and mask madness going on in Carroll County Restaurants. Dennis analyzes the new shopping center in Westminster. Randy reveals the two biggest lies women tell. The gang fights over what the best bagged snack is.

Randy takes us a journey of social media stories too crazy to be true, including cancelled out cancel culture, an estranged couple airing their dirty laundry and a home improvement charlatan who threatens his customers. Dennis deep dives and answers the question "Can you sue someone for hurting your feelings on social media?". Sherri gives us another legendary Top 10.

The crew throws you in the back seat on a ride to Tony Town. A hit is put out on a local restaurant owner for being a strattone! The opening of the movies causes people talkin' subversive over masks. Some F*&$shoe tries to rat-out Dicks with race-baiting, but gets wacked. Eldersburg Online Community admin get's told to get out of the car, c^$@!!

The Gang ruminates on what Tiny Town would really be like. Fast food is a hot topic for the discriminating foodie. A drunk harasser attacks protesters, and then gets arrested with a lesson on America. Yet more racism with a 3-way racist fight that causes a vortex of accusations, deleted profiles, and ...job searches?

Carroll County not only hates kids, but now women. Dennis explains our legal system. Westminster swings both ways on the Mask/Social Distancing debate. Randy declares himself judge, jury and jailor. Taco Bell closes, and Sherri has some ideas why.

In this episode: Outcast Sykesvillians, a community group where keeping it real went wrong, Westminster's worst parking lot got even worse, and an anti-masker plot to take down a local sub shop by getting it more business! (You read that right.)

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