Carroll Worldwide

The gang survives Westminster's weather. The Mermaids help Randy get clean. Dennis is flabbergasted by baby mama drama. Sherri reveals a blast from Arby's sordid past. Sponsored by Mer-Maids, LLC Cleaning Service http://www.mermaidsllc.com/

Taneytown is back in the news, with machine guns and girl fights. The Trash Panda returns for an interview about the bats that caused the Coronavirus. Sherri shed light on the stabbings from last week in Westminster. Dennis makes Randy uncomfortable about an already uncomfortable situation.

BREAKING NEWS: Taneytown cancels a dog fest, and might have a toilet flapper problem. Dennis won't let go of Randy's massage fear. Randy and Sherri argue over the concept of a non-alcoholic sports bar. A Hampstead pig wins the Golden Tractor Crank. Sherri spills the beans on what Fairtrade Coffee really is. Dennis explains The Witcher. Also, is laughter really the best medicine?

Randy finally eats his vegetables. Dennis just cannot let go of Randy's massage-a-phobia. Sherri has seen just way too much dog taint.

Sherri and Randy try to conclude their Mall Bet, with video evidence. Dennis breaks down the desire to hit bars and pubs with a toddler. Randy tries to explain a major daycare scandal. Sherri has some beef with the School System Snow Squall and vague maybe-closing reports.

A Holiday Classic! A surprise bonus episode. Carroll Worldwide presents a Charles Dickens classic. Sherri's reclamation. Can it happen? Is it a Christmas miracle? Walk through the night with the ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future!

The coolest mailman ever is discovered. Randy gets his box stuffed. Melee at Chipotle. Carroll County is laden with Ducks. Dennis asks for a moment of silence out of respect for a fallen hero. Sherri gets flustered!

Randy surprise challenges Sherri and Dennis to a philosophical argument that leaves him more confused and somehow more wrong. Sherri breaks down a massive, pervasive drama episode involving a man with 3 aliases sleeping with his babysitter. Dont worry, his WIFE chimes in. Dennis ducks and waves while learning of Mallards.

The gang discusses how social media reveals who you really are. Randy breaks down a retail rivalry in possible the most sexist way possible. Sherri reads a real too-hot-for-jail letter, and Dennis stirs the pot.

Learn the real history of the Carroll Worldwide hosts. Randy turns out to be wrong regarding a kill list. Dennis surprises everyone with a story about dirty letters sent to inmates. Sherri gives thanks for the first and probably last time ever.