Carroll Worldwide

Dennis pontificates over missed connections, Randy suggests an anti-wishlist for the holidays, and Sherri has suggestions for better things to do than try to troll your local city officials.

Featuring the most Carroll County story ever. Randy makes an inordinate amount of Dad jokes, and stays on-brand. A much awaited reopening. A very special interview from atop Carroll Worldwide towers. Carroll hates women. Dennis is the O.T.

Euthanasia price shopping, Popeyes violence, haunted house creepiness, Battlestar Galactica references, Randy's hater gets knocked off Facebook. Most uncomfortable episode ever? Fear not, Sherri has a instant-classic Top 10.

Dennis does a hatchet job on holiday restructuring. Randy tells some restaurant horror stories. A rabid, lethargic, city raccoon terrorizes the gang. Sherri has some gruesome ideas for Halloween costumes.

Pumpkin pilfering perpetuates, as parking lot perpetrators produce panic, and poppycock producers proliferate phony power performances proven pretend by the police.

A victory for a local consumer. The gang discusses the ups and downs of the new restaurants coming to Carroll County. We discuss a local man who is just not excited by what our news paper has to offer. Randy gets woke regarding the plight of women getting pizza thrown at them and men punching themselves in the face (you read that right). Sherri and Dennis further discuss the Pay-It-Forward mania, and when it gets too close to home. No one likes communist pumpkins, and a special Top 10 with activities you and your family can do this fall in Carroll County!

Dennis says Good Riddance to a lost companion. Sherri just can't seem to make things cynical. Randy reviews a number of sticky customer situations.

Sponsored by Ting! Crazy Fast Fiber Internet! Two major openings of gas stations rock carroll county, complaints run rampant about plastic bags at Wal Mart, rare burgers at McDonalds, a probably standard evaporation of froth from Dunkin Donuts and a manly man is upset at the Beckys for running dry his supply of Pumpin Spice Latte! If that wasn't enough, they're complaining about Christmas. Also in this episode, looking to make use of rats? We've got answers!

Randy says a heartfelt goodbye to Ruby Tuesday. Dennis has another reason to dislike the most disliked company in the country. Sherri feels the wrath of the Full Moon.

Randy has the Time of his Life. Petsmart becomes Ground Zero for a titanic clash. Dennis reveals that he is a feline ageist. Sherri Sherrieotypes some people enjoying slip and slides.