Cartoon Lampoon Podcast

Yes that's a Playstation 2 game cover...no that's not a mistake.

The Cartoon Lampoon Podcast officially lowers the bar on what it considers to be a movie. The bare minimum is now 2 frames

For anyone in the know: this is a Dingo Pictures film. For anyone not in the know: Welcome to the know.

The password for this episode is: The Lion King Ripoff Disney Animated Filth Insult

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Rankin and Bass is back for one more chance at redemption after the non-stop barrage of garbage that is their Filmography.

Spoiler Alert? You should probably watch the movie before you listen to this episode. Don't say I didn't warn you. Don't you dare ever say that again.

We Review: Another movie with an ungodly long title that I refuse to type again.

The password for this episode is : Christmas Rudolph Santa Comedy Animation Charles Nelson Reilly

Also GLORIA is BACK! which makes even the worst episode the best episode ever.

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Its that time of year again. Time for us all to be reminded that Christmas comes but once each year. Except here, when we force it upon ourselves twice.

We kick off Christmas in July with Elf Bowling The Movie and I'm not writing the full title again I don't care. Its too long.

so grab some egg nog from the back of your fridge that you forgot about until now, chop it up, and get ready to throw up that mess at this mess.

We review more Christmas crap.

This episode's password is: Elf Christmas Comedy Animation Regret Tom Kenny

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Have we never mentioned that this show is recorded on actual physical medium? Well we shouldn't have cause that would be a lie.

We review, against all odds, Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent my Summer Vacation

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Its another theme month here on the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast, even if it is starting a little late.

Its the Summer of Love! and as such Lenny picked out two movies that he enjoys, but he feels aren't as popular (or well liked) as they should be.

Will the other hosts agree with his sentiments? Or will they vomit with rage at having spent 2 hours watching a decade old Dreamworks film.

Bet you can't guess which!

This episodes Password is: Dreamworks Animation Cartoon William Shatner Comedy Subjective

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Here we go folks! Its a new kind of episode format I'm calling 'Lampoon Lonelies' Basically Seth and Sagan didn't want to spend the 18 dollars it takes to go see Angry Birds in theaters...

....I can't imagine why.....

SO! Lenny went and saw it by himself. But those too slack-offs can't get out of the episode that easily, they're still sitting in to hear about it

This episode's secret password is: Angry Birds Game Show Movie Review Comedy Podcast Mediocre

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Listener request month comes to a close, which means almost nothing because we are still just gonna grab movies you all suggest to us.

But I guess the concerted effort is over with for now.

Grand Finale though! We cap it all off with Shinbone Alley...a movie you've likely never heard of. 2/3rds of our Podcast had never heard of it, so there's that. This is one of our jolliest episodes ever, so I guess Carol Channing brings out the best of us. Did she bring out the best in Shinbone Alley? Find out...right now!

Whats that? you want some interesting buzzwords that iTunes might find useful as search tags? well sure!

Animation Comedy Movie Review Animated Podcast Bickering

There you go.

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We're Back! (From a Hiatus) and we brought that giant yellow/orange cock and balls up there with us.

We take a look at We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story and man...does it just not hold up at all.

If you're foggy on it, feel free to take a look at the trailer.

We're Back Youtube Trailer

By the way, the music change at about 1:15 is NOT the Beetlejuice theme. Its a legally distinct original piece of music written by James Horner for this movie. Its NOT Beetlejuice....Its Not.....Its totally a rip off of Beetlejuice.

We also have a return of repeat offenders/Podcast Favorites: Phil Nibblink (Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss) and Martin Short (Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return, and Pebble and the Penguin)

So yeah... its good to be back.

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Move over Zambezia! There's a new grand finale in our alphabetically ordered episode list on the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast.

And if this is years later and you're having trouble finding the Blu-ray or DVD just check in the very bottom corner of the Disney section of Best Buy and you should find it next to the Zorro box set.

We review Zootopia: Disney's latest animated feature, and I don't want to give anything away...but we really have nothing but good things to say about it.

Its one of Disney's best. Incredibly smart, Artistically Breathtaking, Fun, Important. Why are you even reading this. Just go to the movies and watch it.

also feel free to check out This Review We think its like.....CRAZY racist sounding...and I'd love for you to see it.... Maybe we read it wrong?

I mean you can dislike the movie if you want. It doesn't make you a bad person. Not at all. But...this review up there is like.....Whoa.

Add your voice to the comment section there if you want :D

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Listener Request Month continues and its becoming more and more obvious that you, audience, do not like us. You want to hurt us. And you have.

We review Phil Nibbleink's Romeo & Juliet Sealed with a Kiss, a poor, POOR attempt at adapting the greatest love story ever told, (At least it was the greatest until Attack of the Clones came out).

An Attempt by the way that he made all by himself. Literally! One person, wrote, directed, and animated this movie. ALL BY HIMSELF. His wife helped produce, his 5 year old helped voice act.

Starring seals!

No one is in it, and nothing happens.

But if you want to get an idea of what this movie is like here's a youtube link to his previous movie Puss in Boots.

Buckle up Kids.

Puss in Boots - Why Won't You Marry Me

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