Cartoon Lampoon Podcast

If you ever wanted a Christmas movie where Santa Claus bitch-slaps a wizard in front of his own son while soaring above the clouds in a magic sleigh than this is the movie for you.

And if you ever wanted that than something is wrong with you.

It stars Ed Asner (who would go on to play Santa Claus like 7 more times) and Tim Curry who has been in so many bad animated movies that we've reviewed I've honestly lost count.

Oh and if anyone is curious we found some personal art work from the film's director Toby Bluth

Its not great but its better than half of his brother's movies.

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I really hate Christmas now. Just...just flat out hate it.

This is one of our most requested movies for our Christmas months so we finally saddled up to experience the mind numbing monotony that is The Christmas Tree. A movie that is more Dissolve-To-Black than actual film.

Spoiler Alert: The DVD case doesn't make it out of the review entirely unscathed so... don't get too attached to that great box art.

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... I think what the poster wanted to say was 'Hang on to your GIBLETS' but...they probably couldn't get away with that so they said 'nuggets' ... but I've never had Turkey Nuggets. Chicken Nuggets or McNuggets..those are a thing. This thing that the movie poster said isn't a thing. That should be a warning sign.

I mean you can make turkey nuggets, but that's not the first thing I would word associate.

Its Thanksgiving! Which is a holiday I don't really care about, at all. Will FreeBirds be able to unGrinch my heart and teach me the true meaning of Thanksgiving?

NOPE

We review FreeBirds.

and the intro is from an ATHF episode that ... really does the whole time travel turkey story a lot better in about a tenth of the time.

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Season Three of this comedic (that's being generous) animation themed podcast kicks off with an EPIC sequel to FernGully 2. A painfully derivative, exceptionally boring colorful waste of time.

With Pitbull in it.

and a Pug. (A group of which is called a grumble)

and a Slug (A group of which is called a slog. Just like this movie!)

Sound like a good time yet? Well...buckle up

By the way a group of slugs is actually called a Cornucopia... which is too pretty a word for slugs.

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Our 2nd Season comes to a close with a meek fizzle that only Kiss can provide.

We review the nightmarish hell-scape that is Scooby-Doo and KISS, a film made in 2015! That's Two Thousand and Fifteen! KISS!

and after that we discuss our lowest and highest points from this past year, and pick our Three Least Favorite films from the past year. And our Favorites. So feel free to turn this episode off halfway through!

Also Happy Halloween!

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We press on throughout the month of Halloween heretofore referred to as October with a spooky 'film' starring Shrek and the gang. And what Shrek talk would be complete without special guest Adam Ford! who has nothing at all to do professionally with Shrek. But he loves it regardless

We play a special edition of Fuck, Marry, Kill with Shrek because Adam willed it so.

and we also discuss South Dakota's deeply rooted disdain for us.

Fuck you South Dakota. We don't need you. We've got Wyoming.

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If you hated The Suicide Squad then you'll love its better, older, smaller budgeted, better scripted film. That I think the novelization of The Suicide Squad even stole from.

I read an article about how the novel expanded on (industry code for 'made better') the backstories of the villains, and gave Killer Croc a fear of heights. Which King Shark displays in this film.

So fuck your stupid ass Novel.

Also Happy Halloween!

We review Batman: Assault on Arkham

Starring Kevin Conroy and a Mark Hamill soundalike.

Also we pay our respects to C. Martin Croker. 'Clay' to us, and nothing short of a powerhouse animator that laid the groundwork for [adultswim] and made everything we do here in Georgia possible.

Voice of Zorak and Moltar, exceptional animator, and all around great guy. He will be missed.

He also posted on Facebook once that he hated Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer. So he had excellent taste too.

The password for this episode is : Suicide Squad Halloween Batman Joker Harley Quinn

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No Animated Movie this week, but we read one doozy of an E-mail and just have some industry chit chat and general fun discussion.

also Gloria joins us! and Seth's here too! What a fun night. What could be any more fun than that?

Anything? Better say 'no' dammit!

No Password for this episode. We're keeping it nice and laid back this week

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Oh Boy! Another big, loud, colorful disaster. Of course I'm talking about the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. Which is discussing Felix the Cat's feature length movie this episode.

The hunt for Seth continues in this episode, but we're joined by special guest Jason Barnes.

We're still new to this whole running the show without Seth's equipment thing, so bear with us wont you? If you don't like it, send us an email and we'll refund your purchase price.

The Password for this episode is Felix the Cat Kit Cat Clock Click Clock Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck and Don Oriolo Christmas

Speaking of...Enjoy this special christmasy treat

Lets Have Fun For Christmas - Don Oriolo

If you liked that, you'll love Felix the Cat the Movie.

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If you think the word 'fuck' is funny, get ready, cause that's the joke.

We review FoodFight's better behaved, and somehow more controversial cousin Sausage Party.

Also Gloria McAndrew continues her trend of only being in some episodes. This one isn't one of them.

The password for this episode is Food Fight Gross Seth Native American Alcoholism Fuck Funny?

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