Cartoon Lampoon Podcast

This has gotta be the worst thing that Harvey Weinstein's ever done right? Without checking the news of the past couple months or paying attention to anything any female celebrity has ever said, or just looking at Harvey Weinstein, I'm going to assume this is the worst thing he's ever done.

Let me just Google him to make sure I'm spelling his name right.

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Oh.

Well, I'll just check on Louis C.K. while I've got Google open.

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Oh.

This is gonna take a while.

We review Doogal.

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The lowest grossing computer animated film of all time finally makes it to the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast.

If only it was notable in any other conceivable way.

What a mess.

We review Delgo with our opinions.

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We take a nice easy stroll through one of the newest Scooby-Doo! movies to end our 3rd Season and do an end of season recap of some of the best and worst movies of the year.

We also chit-chat about a few other Halloween specials you can look forward to/dread this year, and also a surprising amount of Star Trek talk.

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This movie is tactless and easily the worst thing we've ever seen. I know we say that a lot but this time we mean it. We didn't even get halfway through it before just skipping to the end credits.

So to make up for the lack of movie discussion we have an animation career discussion about 47 minutes in to the episode. So skip to that if you don't want to hear about this Horror monstrosity.

Also I threw the DVD out. the end.

Happy Halloween Month

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That's the image Wikipedia has as the main movie poster image. Its oddly cropped, it has a banner only on the top, and then an overly detailed background image that is bottom left justified for some reason.

Then Richard Williams picked one of his forty titles for the film, slapped it on there, put the Tiny Toon Adventures Logo in it, and left the rest a black void.

All it all its strange, jumbled, admittedly pretty in places, too busy at points, too spare in others, and honestly? Probably not finished.

In short its the most apt movie poster I've ever seen considering the movie its trying to sell.

We review Richard Williams, and somewhere in the cross hairs we manage to discuss The Thief and the Cobbler (and its many versions)

Apropos of nothing, here's a link to Double King if you haven't seen it.

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I'm just gonna let you all know now, this episode should really be called 'Basics of Animation' and 'History of Flash' because we talk about that a Hell of a lot more than we talk about the movie itself.

One of the worst things we've seen on the show if not truly the very bottom of what animation as an art form has to offer.

Hats off to Phil Nibbelink though, he's a talented animator who has had a hand in making some of our favorite movies throughout the 80s and 90s.

This, however, was, to put it nicely, outside of his wheelhouse. Every single one of his wheelhouses in fact.

We Review Puss in Boots (1999)

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Welp. It's Party Time.

I'm not sure anything more than that needs to be said about this infamously bad, tone-deaf animated flop. Which, if nothing else, serves to remind us which side of WW2 Italy was on.

We Review Titanic: The Legend Goes On

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This episode is alternatively titled " 2 Hours of Crosstalk"

Spoilers for the episode: We hated this.

This was not fun. Talking about it was almost fun. Seeing it was maybe the least fun there ever was.

We review The Emoji Movie. Leave.

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Don't let that image fool you. This film is something else.

A nightmarish Hellscape to be specific; from the far off land of Bulgaria made in 1982. Which is JUST in time to create doubts about where Disney got their idea for a space themed Treasure Island. But which one comes out on top? Who's to say?

We are!

We review The Treasure Planet

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This movie is 90 percent less Christmasy than that image would have you believe. There is no Santa Helpers, only half a minute of Santa, no candy canes, no Christmas lights, no gingerbread cottage. There's plenty of gross CGI animation though.

We review The Flight Before Christmas

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