This is episode 65 of the WET Podcast.

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - Mouse jigglers in covid

00:00:42 - Weebs in

00:02:43 - Most iconic anime t*tties of all time

00:06:24 - Sunset greenroom is a pigsty

00:08:24 - The WET Commandments

00:10:54 - Chinese robot seems to attack human

00:15:26 - Everything is advertising (even us??)

00:18:03 - Casey Anthony's back (no) baby!

00:23:45 - Uber with guns (Protector private security app)

00:31:35 - Billionaires think they're helping us

00:35:10 - How we'd fix the car industry

00:39:26 - You can't laugh at the fascist dictator

00:41:35 - Anti-Neuralink ads in Austin

00:42:45 - Two souls: appropriation or just cringe?

00:44:23 - Texas Republican wants to change 'NY strip steak' to 'Texas strip'

00:46:03 - LeMaire launches his presidential bid

00:48:56 - WWE drama

00:51:25 - John Cena sells us McDonald's

00:55:28 - Shout out all the people working sh*tty jobs

00:57:39 - Protector app but its crackheads

01:00:10 - Best things about being fat

01:03:37 - Does everyone just know the international banana code?

01:05:29 - Markus's Dino of the Week

01:07:59 - Keep your King Kong out of my Godzilla

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