Cash and TJ discuss the paradox of choice, sleep dialing, Olympic orgies, itinerant beards, exclusive vowels, accidental heroines, wrist guard waitresses, hair ultimatums, and ask the question, "Have you ever seen The Deer Hunter? In an effort to make it creepy, this entire episode is in "air quotes."

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Cash and TJ talk about disaster movies, heckler revenge, wordplay haters, pregnant men, tender naan, VIPS in Heaven, botfly poets, cell phone holsters, childbearing limits and ask the question, "When is it inappropriate to use a Cashphrase?" If anyone is offended by this episode, please enjoy a complimentary pint of Cantaloupe Hands ice cream and a ticket to "The Three Levels of Neville."

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Cash and T.J. talk about the marketing of sunsets, eyelash forests, tiny face patches, auxiliary penises, Benihana vs fireworks, redeemable horses, sexual vessels, ultimate frisbee, and ask the question, "Can a hole have too many shirts?" This episode smells like potatoes and a sack of formaldehyde, some listeners will walk 500 miles for it.

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Cash and T.J. discuss five-minute sex, uber sausages, splendid footgolf, native American strippers, 50-dollar tips, bridesmaid cats, homeless snails, Abe Lincoln vs. Barack Obama, and ask the question, "Why won't Cash accept the existence of athletes foot?" Listen to this episode while playing Footgolf at midnight and let the self-actualization begin...

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Cash and TJ analyze the Pemberton Buttlesticks campaign, cherub faced cops, canopy cocks, public urination, pretend sleepwalkers, motivational lying, french flatulence, fish hate, Wrigley Field, and ask the question,  "Should politicians have a Triple Banger Lightening Round?"

Transcripts of this episode are not available for fear it would spark revolution.....

Cash and TJ analyze the Pemberton Buttlesticks campaign, cherub-faced cops, canopy cocks, public urination, pretend sleepwalkers, motivational lying, french flatulence, fish hate, Wrigley Field, and ask the question, "Should politicians have a Triple Banger Lightening Round?" Transcripts of this episode are not available for fear it would spark a revolution...

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The guys talk about shirt cannons, safe zones, pre-apologies, space masturbation, palatine uvulas, chicken dances, cheat sheets, The Socratic Approach, and asks the question, "When do you play the Hitler card?" This episode is just as exciting as the "Big Fun Tour" so try not to get arrested while listening...

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This episode is just as exciting as the "Big Fun Tour" so try not to get arrested while listening....

Cash and TJ talk about man caves, four floors of whores, double stink eyes, elephant superheroes, insecure sombreros, lefty prejudice, old apartments, and ask the question, "Is it impolite to have sex with your wife when she's in a coma?" This episode was recorded on CB Radio at a Renaissance Pleasure Faire, listen while you convoy...

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Cash and TJ talk about man caves, four floors of whores, double stink eyes, elephant super heroes, insecure sombreros, lefty prejudice, old apartments, and ask the question "Is it impolite to have sex with your wife when she's in a coma?"