Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Hunted by an array of people braying for blood, Danny Peaks has to think outside the box

to defeat the ancient sorcerer before he destroys the city.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Magic Mike has been in touch to advise that he has never heard of Geoff the Baker.

He does however eat baked items, but only on Thursdays. He needs to maintain his figure. 

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Danny Peaks thought his day couldn't get any worse, but it has.

Hunted by the police and now trapped in a disused mine with his family,

Danny meets an ancient sorcerer who is in desperate need of a cup of tea.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker would like to point out an error in last weeks synopsis, where we incorrectly

stated he doesn't like magic. Apparently that sentence should have read. Geoff the Baker doesn't like Magic

Mike. 

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Danny Peaks is in big trouble. His wife has been kidnapped by bandits and the police want a word.

Could his day get any worse?

Maybe a visit to his rival Graham, will cheer him up?

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker doesn't like magic, but he does like circles. His favourite is a tangent. 

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Marooned at a desolate research station on a planet far, far away and likely fictional,

civilian Jeff Bumble takes Star Captain Dick Calhoon through a virtual tour of life on an outpost

with no other humans and no contact beyond one affectionate android.

Episode 70 was written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to his disbelief in the planet Nibiru.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Seizing the opportunity to deliver his own podcast, Bill Shyster introduces us to the greatest money-making venture of all time.

Warning: DO NOT give this man any money.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to a long-running dispute with Bill Shyster.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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More gruesome deaths await the third night of the full moon at Bumpkin Manor. Will Kev and Matt survive?

Will the identity of the beast finally be revealed? Does any of this even matter? Who knows.

Episode four of a four-part mini-series.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker’s word is to be taken on a case-by-case basis.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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The second day at Bumpkin Manor brings authoritative questions and stupid answers,

whilst the second night brings more blood, death, and the return of the beast.

But just what is it? A wild animal? Or are far more sinister forces at work?

Episode three of a four-part mini-series.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker’s word is currently being contested.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Still on the first night of the full moon cycle, Kev and Matt seek answers in the rural Bumpkin Manor;

home to an eccentric family of complete and incomplete Bumpkins. Is everyone really who they say

they are and what of the beast calling out in the night? Episode two of a four-part mini-series.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker is NOT a man of his word.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Following the arrival of a mysterious letter, Kev and Matt take to the road in search of Bumpkin Manor,

and all the secrets that lie within. Join us for the first episode of a four-part mysterious mystery mini-series,

where the words mysterious and mystery are likely to get used far too often.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and the AI generated episode covers by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker is a man of his word.

Season 5 starts here.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

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Join us for a special tale starring Pink tiger and his faithful butler Burrowing Owl,

as they investigate the curious case of the Pale Lemur.

Keep the receipt, just in case.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker has made mince pies for the occasion. I wouldn't take one if he offers. You never know.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.