Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

You wanna know what's gonna happen, don't you? Maybe it's for the best you just listen. You can never have too much of a good thing.

Curiosity is healthy and can be wise, but sometimes you need to know when to leave well alone. Just get out whilst you still can.

Can you hear bagpipes? Oh my god! RUN!

Travelling by train, Chip Mason and Gavin Walters find themselves on the run from a bizarre Scottish soldier who cannot possibly exist.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Credit for clean audio of bagpipes playing: Stephen Watt, Marie Mont, OH Police Department.

Some other sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com

Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker has tinnitus. Lucky git.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charlie Blunderwedge and Jim Bond fly out to a small apple producing isle to find a missing child in a story

remarkably similar to the old film The Wicker Man; a film so famous that surely everyone must have seen it by now...

haven’t they?

All celebrity voices impersonated.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

"Hegs" written and performed by Matt Sanders, music by Kevin Chilvers.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker has got some lovely apple pies for sale.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A classic tale of meringue-based hauntings.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . 

Geoff the Baker went bowling.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Only one man can save publisher Jim Bond when an ancient evil is waiting in the shadows.

However, Charlie Blunderwedge must face his faith, wellbeing and hatred of long, boring flashbacks in order to be ready.

Please arrive early or be a little late. The exact hand of time is where the Hour Man waits.

Beyond the eye, just out of view. The Hour Man counts the seconds for you.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker didn't realise it at the time but now, stood in front of the whole convent, he really could do with a pair of new pants.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In America, songs from a hip-hop band have begun to predict the future and the F.B.I. are tasked to investigate before the release of their new single:

Kaboom! (End of the World)

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker enjoys time at his local playground; where he likes to go clockwise round the roundabout, slide down and swing both ways. 

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For this year’s seasonally festive special we were inspired by the Dickens’ Christmas tale of ghosts and changing ways.

In our version, we’ve reworked the classic into a modern day story of constantly feeling hassled, and given it a name lifted from an old Bowie movie.

This pleased Kev cos he’s a massive fan. Matt likes Labyrinth.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . 

Geoff the Baker is in pantomime somewhere near Clacton.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ian Browdent, a struggling music producer Is auditioning singers for a new commercial when he is offered the chance of a lifetime: an all-inclusive tour of America.

However, there is always a catch. Will Ian be able to explain why there are four dead bodies in the street and he is holding the smoking gun?

Or is he destined to spend the rest of his life behind bars?

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker has never killed anyone.

But if you purchased a meat pie from his shop on the 4th of September 2015 he is offering 20% off your next purchase. 

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road tracking the evil Rick Alanman to The Tachycardic Plaza in London,

where Danny Peaks is having the time of his life. Can Kev and Matt save Christmas? No good asking Mr Tunguska... he will never tell.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker has a tattoo. Can you find it?

Answers on a postcard to Guess GOB's Tats @ Cat Noir Comedy Podcast quiz.

Norfolk, UK.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps.

But is Restoration Falls all that it seems? And what exactly are the special treatments that go on there?

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker has been here before.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it and should anyone even care?

Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot?

Dale Alan digs deeper to find out.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Laurie Stone.

Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker wears green crocs.

Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast. Every fortnight, follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters played by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy. Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade. #BritishComedy

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.