Sit back boys and ghouls and sate your sweet tooth (fang) as Mary, Kelly, and Andrew take you on a sugar-soaked odyssey through everyone's favorite holiday treat, Halloween candy.

If you find your belly aching that just means your having a good time

We’re shamelessly cashing in on the Buzzfeed laced nostalgia craze and digging into classic 90s sitcom intros. These multimedia “handshakes” take us back to a simpler time, when teenagers loved clip art, jazz was the height of sophistication, and fathers had baldfaced contempt for their families. As consummate organizational professionals, you can count on Mary, Kelly and Andrew to suspend sentimentality and zap the schmaltz with the grease-fighting power of Dawn dishsoap and a blatant disregard for Dave Coulier’s feelings.

Mary, Kelly and Andrew are bashing sacrificial bottles of champagne over the bow of the USS Categorical Oracle and launching into the choppy seas of vexillology. We’re tackling U.S. state flags and discovering that this land is our land, and your land, and also a land full of Trading-Spaces-level wacky flag designers.