Celebrity Booze Cruise

This week we celebrate Black History Month by trading in the sea vessel for a space ship and casting our minds towards the future with Janelle Monae's signature Belvedere vodka. We discuss Afrofuturism and what that means in relation to Lenny Kravitz' missing sunglasses, examine the wealth gap between Black and white billionaires, and shame our ancestors with our second annual BHM Quiz.

This week discuss the Super Bowl Halftime Show, offer some constructive criticism to The Carters and Ivy Park, try to recover from hearing the description of Harvey Weinstein's "situation", evaluate Grimes' makeup technique and Elon Musk's rapping technique, and dream cast the next James Bond.

This week Captain Bones and Baby Choby try to recover from watching Paris Hilton cook a lasagna while wearing driving gloves, talk about the shocking and sad news of Kobe Bryant's sudden death, dig into the American Dirt controversy, give our thoughts on the Grammy Awards and offer an exciting update to Baby Choby's Berkeley Broadway Singers uproar.

A slow news week finds us musing on the great outdoors, Pamela Anderson's recent marriage to Jon Peters, realizing we don't actually care about the state of Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston's relationship, and alienating our Adult Disney listenership.

This week we open with TV theme songs, play a game called Which Friends Friend Would You Kill?, wade into the Sussex's exodus, opine on Kim Kardashian's non-pearl necklace, and come up with some new language that you can use!

In this, our first weekly of the new year, we talk about our Golden Globes highs and lows, revel in the messy timeline of White Michelle William's new relationship, give our first impressions of the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules, and give into the yacht rock rocking our yacht.

Aaaaaand we're back! Just in time to ring in the new year, Captain Bones and Baby Choby splurged on a bottle of 2008 Dom Perignon, brought to us by Lenny Kravitz. With an assist from new friend of the pod, Bayareachampagne_guy (on Insta), we taste one of the better booze's to grace the CBC galley and compare it to a random bottle of sparkling wine someone left here at a party. We discuss Lenny's impact on The Cultcha, and play a game of 6-Degrees of Separation using Lenny's spring loaded gag can of nuts snake as the common thread. Most importantly, we thank and wish all of our wonderful listeners a Happy New Year and all the best for 2020.

Things go a little haywire this week as we sip some hard kombucha and talk about the stale beef jerky between Nick Cannon and Eminem. We touch on Lizzo's booty, check in with Pete Davidson's love life and the Captain gives her review of The Irishman. At least I think that's what happened, we had to record this thing twice. See you in 2020!

This week we set our sails to the wind as it is physically impossible for us to drive this ship 55 knots per hour when we're fueled on Santo Mezquila by Sammy Hagar and Adam Levine. This tequila/mescal hybrid had us waxing philosophic about the definition of a douche (Adam yes, Sammy, not so much!). Guy Fieri, Sammy's new booze partner is also in the mix! Then, we catch up on some news of the day including the upcoming Michael Jackson musical play told from his glove's perceptive brought to you courtesy of Johnny Depp (yes), Billy Dee Williams' gender revelation, Beck announcing he's not a Scientologist (sort of), and wrap it up with our Laurel and Hardy FUs!

This week Captain Bones and Baby Choby scrutinize Prince Andrew's account of things, break some Bravo-Con news, try to find a suitable mate for Brad Pitt, and continue to be baffled by the genitalia of Cats.