We sample Drake's Virginia Black Whiskey and discuss rap beefs, jizzhands, Pusha-T-Bone steaks, fun with domains, gendered alcohol, Babychoby beat-boxes, clout sweaters and vaginally delivered gremlins!

This week we tried two boozes! Vanderpump LVP Sangria and Christie Brinkley's Bellissima Sparking Rosé and go down a read that leads to Capt. Bones' grandmother’s Urine, throwing Vanderpump Cocktails, Jane Fonda's crabs, sitting down with a Vanderpump Maester, BBQ Becky and Barbra Streisand’s downstairs mall.

Captain Bones and Baby Choby sample Aviation Gin brought to you by Ryan Reynolds and discuss Childish Gambino's taco meat, the life and crimes of Robert Sylvester Kelly, the country of Africa, cult news, best Knowleses and Canadian adjacent oatmeal.

Can't get enough of Celebrity Booze Cruise? Follow us on IG @celebrityboozecruise. Celebrity Booze Cruise hosts are Baby Choby (@babychoby on Twitter) and Capt. Bones (@hump_island_ on IG). Celebrity Booze Cruise is recorded at Megasonic Studio (www.megasonicsound.com) in Oakland, CA.

On this, our maiden voyage, Captain Bones and Baby Choby sample Miraval Rose from Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and discuss the vagaries of Brad, freeing the Negroes, the only acceptable blackface, spectral masturbation, why dudes are not people and Eric Bana's nose hair.

Can't get enough of Celebrity Booze Cruise? Follow us on IG @celebrityboozecruise. Celebrity Booze Cruise hosts are Baby Choby (@babychoby on Twitter), or Capt. Bones (@hump_island_ on IG). Celebrity Booze Cruise is recorded at Megasonic Studio (www.megasonicsound.com) in Oakland, CA.