Celebrity Booze Cruise

Captain Bones has returned from her sojourn abroad. We celebrate her booty with a very good Portuguese wine and offer a Laurel and Hardy FU to T.I., discuss the Hot Brother/Ugly Brother Paradox, wonder if People Magazine was dropped on its head as a baby for naming John Legend as The Sexiest Man Alive, ponder the perils of geriatric fatherhood, Baby Choby celebrates the triumphant return of Wesley Snipes, and we introduce a new segment called Celebrity Book Lounge where we review Inside Out by Demi Moore.

Halloween is ovah! Captain Bones and Baby Choby recap the best and the worst celebrity Halloween costumes as well as dig into some of our own youthful follies. The Captain takes a costume quiz, and in the wake of Trump getting booed at the sportsball game and Harvey Weinstein getting heckled from the stage, we talk about the fine art of public shaming.

Get comfortable because we're back with a longie! This week Captain Bones and Baby Choby are freewheeling with Bob Dylan as we review his Heaven's Door rye whiskey. We take a look at the '60's icon's legacy, cultural impact, music, and most importantly, his secret black family. We dive into our reader mail bag, and get into the holiday spirit early with some Christmas carols inspired by Bob himself. After the break, things get a little wonky, as they usually do, as the Captain uses guided meditation to get Baby Choby to abuse her right to use the n-word, and we try to remember all the A-listers on We Are The World. Hint: Multiple merpeople.

Things take an frightening autumnal turn when we sample some Captain Morgan's pumpkin spice Jack-O-Blast with a spicy pumpkin beer chaser. The Captain gets real about her criminal history before we jaywalk our way to tales of the dog park, get into the nitty gritty of Jeremy Renner's messy custody situation, speculate about Ronan Farrow's eye color, scold Miley Cyrus for her most recent stunting, and Baby Choby shares an important update on Erika Koike AKA the Ex Mrs. Nicolas Cage.

This week we try out a new segment called Laurel and Hardy FU's with special consideration given to Matt Lauer, question Ellen Degeneres' taste in friends (George W. Bush? Him?), and dazzle with a few generously titled One Word Celebrity Impressions!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand, we're back! After a too long hiatus, Captain Bones and Baby Choby return to the studio to catch up on the most important news of the summer like did Lenny Kravitz ever find his sunglasses and the life and death of the Jeremy Renner app. We get into The Lifestyle with Thomas Middleditch, James Franco's recent legal troubles, and discuss our current Succession obsessions.

Just a quick update on the pod. We're taking a short break and will return with new episodes in September. Have a great August and we'll see you soon!

We're back with a regular Dinghy. This week The Captain and Baby Choby can't get over the trailer for the Cats movie, get into why Kim Kardashian has the President's ear and is trying to free A$AP Rocky which ONE of us has been saying wrong this whole time, cover Scarlett Johansson's most recent dumb words, dream cast who should be the next to spit a verse on Old Town Road, and talk about our favorite Emmy nominated TV shows.

*producer's note* We're still working on the audio issues for our shorties. Please bare with us. We'll get there!

Captain Bones and Baby Choby are joined in the studio by our expert fact-checker @HeyMissMonica and get absolutely shit-faced on 901 Sauza tequila while discussing all things Justin Timberlake. From Nipple Gate to Man Of The Woods, we flog JT most mercilessly. Turns out mid-range tequila makes us ornery and meaner than a Memphis mule.

If you think a couple of technical difficulties are going to get in our way of excellence, you have another thing coming. The sound quality issues in this episode aren't permanent, but our bad attitudes and even worse takes are. This week Captain Bones and Baby Choby share an important birthday message to Lionel Richie, celebrate Juneteenth with a discussion about Sound Cloud reparations, check Angelina Jolie's PR machine, and issue a number of well earned FU's.