CENSORIOUS

In this the premier episode of Censorious & Friends, Chris teams up with CJ and Jamie of “Drink Wine Spill Tea” to finally, finally unpack Tiger King and two other True Crime gems. The Gang berates lazy detectives, Jamie draws an important distinction, and the three try and hold up a heavy-ass mirror to the American people. Check 'em out!

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Led by guest ****, The Gang engages with the mythos of Virginity, The Funeral Meme, and NYU Dean Alyson Green’s most famous dance of all whilst Chris fist fights his microphone. Also an exciting graduation is held. In addition, BesoBeso NoChancla is born.

The Gang encounters dungeon master comedian **** on a desolate road and walk together awhile, discussing the nuances of The Mushroom Kingdom, His internationally celebrated live-action RPG Show, paying to do your taxes, Apocalypto, and **** announces his candidacy for every office. Also a time Chris was blasted at an improv show and just wanted to go to Japan. If you have seen Apocalypto, please email us.

Chris shares an exciting announcement, The Gang and escaped-Conservative guest **** unpack the cult of personality of Southwestern Trumpism, proposes A Child License, and attempts to poke at the man behind the curtain. And Despite Chris’ best efforts, things drift briefly back to 9/11. Also Jared Kushner is totally a haunted doll.

The Gang engages **** in a hat tip to the spirit of collaboration, ego, Shakespeare’s TP hoarding, and the final case for commercial advertising. Also a story about Harry Potter and the Magic Pokéboss. Michael Caine’s real name is Maurice Micklewhite Jr.

The Gang reunites with **** in a world class Drunk History knock-off episode to discuss origin stories, mixed-race nuance, and the checkered history of America’s greatest folk author. We’re just saying, his “longest friend” was 11 years old from The Angelfish Club...

The Gang checks in on S1's SCHMER, for an update on life, love, mammary health and the realities of having a secret voice. Also everyone's favorite Sonic character Tits Akimbo makes an appearance.

The Gang and Guest **** unpacks Nietzsche’s Nihilism and reflect on their own philosophies. The contents of Hell are revealed and the meaning of life may be in there. Also Unicorns need to go.

Chris hosts an Oscar’s game show for Guest Host **** as they unpack the dreams sold to young actors, and recount their origin story as fellow telemarketers offering candied nuts in exchange for thousands of dollars.

The Gang is reunited in the pursuit of caninical truth. Professional Dog Walker guest **** unpacks bawdy tales of woe and joy in the dog game as The Gang reminisces about their youth, stumbling upon a particularly winsome and “enjoy”able memory.