An Agatha Christie-esque mystery is afoot, as Chris and his double guest hosts unpack The Mystery of The Chocolate Couch, a Paint & Sip night with sexy Black Devin, and a children’s cereal game about deportation. Chris is back from Asia, but his world is turned upside-down when he comes home to his apartment trashed in the most peculiar way. The team submits their theories as Chris presents photo evidence and scream-laughs.

**2HR MEGASODE** In this Season 2 Preview, recorded in the summer of 2019, with Scooby Doo playing for his life in the background, The Gang is back and swinging like mad for the upcoming season. Despite *****’s headphone technical difficulties (“I’m out I’m in”) they manage to evaluate Jesus’ carpentry skills, Anne Hathaway’s filmography, the adventures of Brian Williams, HBO’s Confederate and each other’s lost tweets. Also Theresa May. A Game of Thrones.

Chris hops on from undercover in Southeast China to thank you. Personally. And announce some crazy sh*t. Also shoutout to our friends at "Drink Wine Spill Tea" Check 'em Out!

In this Season 1 Finale with a premise of drinking every time The Gang changes the subject, opinions run wild, the through-line of which somehow finds it’s way to Tom Cruise’s door. Chris recounts the time he participated in a "Pajama Fashion Show", while **** philosophizes on art and existence with his usual nihilistic flare. A censorious finale, a particularly sloppy host, pour yourself a tall one and help us make sense of it all.

Chris and his Guest Host ***** ask why a major animation studio is aging it’s protagonists down, and take a walk through the uncanny valley of video games in an episode that turns your head then puts a binky in.

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The Gang embarks on a century-wide trip down music memory lane with their Rock n Roll aficionado, and takes a stab at sincerity. ***** takes the lead with our guest to unpack and re-pack the American rock songbook. If you don’t know Rock, you will, if you do, you’ll probably sub-tweet Chris for not knowing shit. Finally, an Ep you can bring home to Dad.

The Gang and Guest **** recalls a true monster story, a mysterious hitman named Luigi, the ghosts of Hill House that animate Donald Trump’s face, Talking Spiritedly, and takes an unexpected opportunity to go toe-to-toe with Boston Massholechussetts, landing on the realization that ”you don’t get here without drinking some Natty along the way.”

*Producer’s Note*: Since this recording Chris found out through 23 & Me that he is 1.4% Egyptian.

Chris and his Guest Host **** unpack the absurdity that is the horse, the tales of Sherlock Holmes, and trip into a sincere discussion about lifelong friendship.

Chris tries to keep the kittens in the box as The Gang chats stream of consciousness-like about what’s hot on television, the state of the American south, and a young Tom Felton in our guest ********’s New York tell-all that plays like you Page-Mastered into a TV Guide.

Producer’s Note: Paula Hawkins’ The Girl on the Train is wrongfully attributed to Gillian Flynn, we could cut the bit but you know how we roll by now.

With ****** out of town, our Guest Host chats about the hardships of the coffee game and whether or not a wall can consent when they are visited by a surprise caller.