The Multiverse Employee Handbook

CERN for Sale: When Sales Teams Collide with Particle Physics


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The hilarious collision of corporate ambition and particle physics! When Brad from Sales decides to disrupt the fundamental forces of nature with "quantum-enabled synergy," the results are more explosive than a particle accelerator malfunction. Join us as we explore the fascinating science behind CERN's Large Hadron Collider while watching a sales team try to monetize the Higgs boson.

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In this episode of The Multiverse Employee Handbook, discover how both particle physics and corporate pitches involve accelerating things to ridiculous speeds and analyzing the chaos that ensues. Learn about the actual science happening at CERN while enjoying a tale of what happens when PowerPoint meets particle acceleration. Whether you're a physics enthusiast who loves humor or an office worker who enjoys sci-fi, this episode proves that some things shouldn't be disrupted - even if you have a really good pitch deck.

Features:

  • The real science behind the Large Hadron Collider
  • A quantum-conscious coffee machine
  • The world's most expensive PowerPoint presentation
  • Actual physics explained through workplace humor
  • Why you can't patent the weak nuclear force
  • Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams and anyone who's ever wondered what would happen if you let a sales team loose in a particle accelerator. The Multiverse Employee Handbook: Where science meets corporate satire at the speed of light!

    Keywords naturally incorporated: sci-fi humor podcast, science podcast, corporate satire podcast, funny science podcast, physics humor podcast, particle physics, quantum mechanics, workplace science fiction, office drama, STEM professionals, science enthusiasts who love humor, physics concepts explained through humor.


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