Cervezas Amigos

Cervezas Amigos

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Cervezas Amigos episodes

  • Ep.24 The Halle Berry Fan Club

    I wrote a pretty decent description for this one (and a different title) but then windows updates forced my PC to restart and wiped it so make up your own.


    Feel free to tell us what the titles/descriptions should be on Instagram and Twitter.
    https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
    https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/

    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep.23 Stewed Carrots
    In these episode we talk about drugs, stewed carrots, eyesight, stewed carrots, buffets, and stewed carrots. Also Jerry confirms it is just a drainage ditch and not a sinkhole. Tune in next week where the boys get to try out some special Turkish treats. 
    Do you like stewed carrots? Follow our twitter.
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    Do you not like stewed carrots? Follow our instagram.
    https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/
    1 hr 6 min
  • Ep.22 El Scrimpo Jr. ft. John

    Long time listener, first time guest John joins us tonight as the boys discuss dick sweat, what people eat when they're high, snorting various powders, and of course, everyone's favorite not-a-sinkhole.

    Make sure to follow us on Twitter where Chris sometimes makes polls and even less often makes them correctly. It's a real thrill.
    https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
    Over on the Instagram Jerry posts photos of things related to what we discussed on the podcast. Check out the posts with his scientifically proven charts with half the content cropped out.
    https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/

    1 hr 3 min
  • Ep.21 LIVE! (From yesterday)

    That's right the first ever live episode of Cervezas Amigos, we just recorded it yesterday so not technically live. Other than that it definitely counts.

    This week the boys talk about Andy Newton (not gay), ice skating, and what women like? The last one isn't scientifically confirmed but Jerry is a pretty reliable source; he asked his mom.
    Make sure to follow us on the social stuff. There are sometimes polls when Chris decides to post them.
    https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
    https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/

    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep.20 The Situation in Cuba

    We just barely recorded this on time. Like literally yesterday. Olmec would be impressed. Who was your favorite team on Legends of the Hidden Temple? Tell us on Twitter and Instagram.

    https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
    https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/

    This week the boys talk about food. Mostly the frozen kind but maybe some that aren't. We're being super trendy and doing things that the internet thinks are cool but we're probably too late honestly. It's so last week.

    Join us next week when Chris learns more about wtf is happening in Cuba. 

    1 hr 8 min
  • Ep.19 Hypnotist Cum

    You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy.


    I don't know where to go with that joke so make up the end yourself. This week the boys talk about micro-cheating, Jerry's six foot dick, Lyonel, The Dakotas, She Hawk Gerald Roland Cook, and various other absurdities.

    Join us next week for some other unknown garbage.

    https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
    https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/

    1 hr 9 min
  • Ep.18 The Toenail Review Podcast ft. Ian

    This week the boys review toenail clippers. Hopefully this means we never have to talk about Chris' toes ever again. We're joined by special guest Ian. His titles include sushi-boi, Jerb's Best Man, and Chris' brother-in-law. Make sure you check out all the polls that Chris definitely posted on the twitter because he remembered and totally isn't listening to last week's podcast as I type this trying to figure out what the polls were.

    Join us next week when we return to our normal format of just three dumb fucks wasting time.

    https://twitter.com/CervezasAmigos
    https://www.instagram.com/cervezasamigos/

    1 hr 4 min
  • Ep.17 Chris is here to blow ass and get out ft. Jonathon
    This week the boys learn about how Chris plans his route to work, how Jonathon pees, how Jerry avoids good movies and how Michael snacks. Make sure you keep an eye out for the polls that will be posted in reference to this episode. They're definitely going to happen. 
    I hope you enjoy the sounds of people slurping various liquids and talking over each other because that's 90% of this episode. On the bright side it didn't take me 6 hours to edit like it did last time we tried to record with four people so that's pretty cool. 
    Anyone who reads this just comment on the next instagram post with "Anchorman is a good movie, Roland." I want to see how long it takes Jerry to find this.
    1 hr 13 min
  • Ep.16 Jerry's whelming facts
    Did you know that the largest fast food chain in the world also opens locations in countries that aren't America? Jerry does and this week he tells you about it.
    Chris says a bunch of slurs. Or really just one slur over and over (but it's about Italians so it's probably fine, lets be honest). Michael continues to be annoyed with Army of the Dead, and the boys get to hear the voice of the angels themselves singing a special rendition of New York, New York by Beyonce.
    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep.15 JD and the boys

    The boys are joined by JD who definitely isn't just Jerry. He's a cool new guy who loves his name. Make sure you always refer to him that way; it's what he prefers.

    This week the boys celebrate Memorial Day, JD researches the KKK, and Chris saves his child from a near death experience; a pool.
    Join us next week for an episode where things happen. I already forgot what happens and we just recorded it two days ago. I think I might have alzheimers. 

    59 min

About Cervezas Amigos

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Chris, Michael, and Jerry are three friends who enjoy sitting around hamboning, talking, and using words incorrectly. Join us for an hour of bullshitting, dumb stories, and the occasionally funny joke.