This week the boys talk about the shit-hole that is San Francisco, weddings, snapchat friends, Jerry's coworkers, yearbook friends from highschool and what used to be Waffle House.

This week the boys talk about movies with cars crashing but also actual cars crashing. Don't drink and drive kids. Probably just don't drink at all honestly. Straight edge for life bruh.

Jerry finally goes to a strip club, Chris gets multicultural, and Michael explains Goop.

Yes, Chris has really lived his life without hummus. Yes, you should absolutely watch the video posted to the instagram last week.

The week the boys talk about John. John talks about Fascism. Who knows why John likes Fascism so much. Also featured this week is Ryan Reynolds, converting mL to fluid ounces, the Matrix, SpaceJam, Nick Cage, missing going to theaters, popcorn, River Dick Jerry, And all kinds of other movie shit.

This week the boys talk about when Jerry tried to fight a US Marshall, when Thomas learned what the definition of a lake was, doing hard drugs, Waffle House, and eventually; Bear Lake. Join us next week when we have a special guest that Chris and Jerry have never met before.

I edited the first 45 minutes of this the other day and now I don't remember what happened in the episode other than the complete disrespect Jerry had for my gift. If you could please hit us up on Instagram and Twitter to let us know what happened in the episode. We know Chris doesn't remember.

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