Chad dives in on the 75th anniversary of the D-Day invasion when several near-centennial veterans decided the best way to honor being ordered to jump into a the largest seaborne invasion in history ... was to do it again (which is why we respect our elders even if we're arguing with them at Thanksgiving) and then Chad and Clark solve a mystery!

Brought to you by Jeppson's Malört: The official drink of the revolution.

Featuring the song "Promises" by the Barrerracudas

Recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at Chicago's Historic Green Mill Lounge courtesy of Jacob Serio and then in the safety bunker called BENDER Studios.

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The 92nd Annual Scripps National Spelling Bee was savaged by 8 nonpareils and Chad is still dazzled and when this is over you too will be flabbergasted. Just don’t ask him to spell any of that.

Brought to you by Jeppson’s Malört: The shot if Champions ...of legal drinking age.

Featuring the song “Promises” by the Barrerracudas which we still can’t spell right on the spot.

Recorded LIVE at the Paper Machete at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge and then in the cloaked ship in orbit we call BENDER studios.

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After surviving heart surgery and going back on tour for his 76th birthday, we need to act now to decide what kind of planet we are going to leave behind for Mick Jagger.

Shout-out to WildClaw Theatre presents: THE BROOD where Chad will be making his ComedySportz debut May 29th for ONE NIGHT ONLY! So get your tickets now:

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Featuring the song "Promises" by the Barrerracudas, the only song that can survive a nuclear attack.

Recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at Chicago's historic Green Mill Lounge and then in the secret blanket fort we call BENDER Studios.

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Chad’s blood pressure spikes while learning the latest about worldwide pop sensation The Bangtan Boys and you know what that means: DR SUGAR RIDES AGAIN! Oh, no one is ever ready....

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Featuring the sweet sound of the song “PROMISES“ by the Barrerracudas and a little “SUGAR SUGAR“ by the Archies to help the medicine go down.

Recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at Chicago‘s Historic Green Mill Lounge and then deep in the forbidden underworld known as BENDER studios.

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It's May the 4th and the world lost Chewbacca Prime himself, Peter William Mayhew. So we take the time to remember his legacy. And you should too so sit down! Sit down! Stop snickering, stop it! So help me, I will walk you out of here! STOP KICKING!

Brought to you by Jeppson's Malört: The Drink of Kings... who play pranks on other kings.

Featuring the song "Promises" by the Barrerracudas which is perfect for any occasion.

Recorded LIVE at The Paper Machete at Chicago's Historic Green Mill Lounge and then in the soft, warm hug that is BENDER Studios.

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April of 2019 will be known in history as the Month of Mayhem and Chad’s back from the front lines to rile the troops and get your ass in gear. Stand attention and take up arms cuz the invasion in here!

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Featuring the battle cry “Promises” by the Barrerracudas

Recorded LIVE at the The Paper Machete at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge and then in the headquarters of the Rebellion: BENDER Studios.

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It's 4/20 and Chad was celebrating the holiday in style before getting called in to talk about another tragedy on Facebook. Luckily we have video games so it wasn't that bad. Put this one in your pipe and smoke it!

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Recorded LIVE at the Paper Machete at Chicago's Historic Green Mill Lounge and then deep in the safety spoiler-free bunker we call BENDER Studios.

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So... Nature is pretty awesome. It's beautiful, caring, passionate and often inspiring. But it can also be gross, scary and friggin twisted. Just ask doctors at the Fooyin University Hospital in Taiwan.... you'll know why in a minute.

Warning: Contains Bees, Eyes, Surgery and Star Wars

Featuring the song "Promises" by the Barrerracudas which we love getting stuck in our eyes.

Recorded LIVE at the Paper Machete every Saturday at Chicago's Historic Green Mill Lounge and then deep in the depths of what we in the know call BENDER Studios. Special thanks to Jacob Serio and Nicholas Cage.

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Chad was super impressed by the Bergen High School production of ALIEN: THE PLAY and those kids? Well they're they're alright.

But his stupid friend Greg didn't think so and posted some bullshit on his Facebook page so Chad drags him through the power of an epic poem.

PS Check these kids out: https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/hudson/north-bergen/2019/03/24/north-bergen-nj-students-alien-school-play-viral-social-media/3261013002/

Right? Friggin heroes.

Shoutout to North Bergen High School! Come to Chicago, we have pizza.

Featuring the song "Promises" by our own badass crew they you know as The Barrerracudas

Recorded LIVE at Chicago's Historic Green Mill Lounge for the Paper Machete courtesy of Jacob Serio AND then deep in the rabbit-filled bunker that the Tethered call BENDER Studios.

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Chad's a day late and billion dollars short as he goes into the largest college admissions scandal investigation in US history after surviving a hero's journey through Chicago on St. Patrick's Day.

Recorded LIVE from The Paper Machete at Chicago's Historic Green Mill Lounge courtesy of Jacob Serio and then snug in the safety blanket we call BENDER Studios.

Featuring the song "Promises" by the Barrerracudas, which is the song of the Resistance.

Please rate and review and eat the rich.