Chakra Poppers

Chakra Poppers

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Chakra Poppers episodes

  • 35: Hardcore Truths… Maybe?

    Whoa, the team really get into in this episode. In a hilarious and healthy disagreement Sidney has discovered the world of Black Conservatives and Ansley is trying to put a stop to it, but can't cuz Sidney has also discovered the world of the Hebrew Isrealite (Black Jews). The team also talk about the Chris Hardwick and Chloe Dykstra allegations and Sidney tries to talk Ansley out of being a feminist. Sidney also shares his contreversial take on "Stay At Home Dads". If not for the 18 years plus of love and respect between them, this could have been the episode that made Ansley stab Sidney. 

    48 min
  • 34: The Magic Episode
    Do not listen to this episode if you are easily duped. Or do, live your life. In this episode Sidney is reading a book that attempts to scientifically prove the existence of Magik (with a K) and now he's a believer. Ansley tries to pull him out but steps into the quicksand herself. This is the most informative episode ever. This episode is backed by science... and Hilarity.
    28 min
  • 33: The New Small Talk
    The team start off talking about a lady getting her head stuck in an exhaust pipe which quickly turns into us talking about the things we've gotten our heads stuck in. We also get into a pretty deep discussion about wether or not we're a "Sensual" couple and why? This episode is way funnier than description could serve. If you want to be better at dominating conversations and being in relationships, this is the episode for you.
    38 min
  • 32: Ancient Chinese Blackface
    Wow! The team talk about the newest transracial woman who will be famous soon. Sidney drops a brilliant bombshell about why people feel the need to claim appropriation in America. And the greatest installment of both What He Look Like and Who Would Ya Fight that you ever did hear (spoiler alert, Ansley fights DJ Khaled)! This Episode is absolute fire.
    Also, we explain why we haven't posted in a while and why it's Ansley's fault. Enjoy.
    52 min
  • 31: Twice Burned
    After a hiatus the team is back with a hot fire cast. Sidney's concerned he's being inversely racist, the team have a very necessary discussion about butts, Ansley talks about her first jiu jitsu competition and getting arm barred by some chick, plus so much more. Very funny eppy!
    40 min
  • 30: All About That D
    Another Banger! Ansley calls Sidney out for a 3 month lie, the team swap stories of embarassing public bathroom incidents while being out alone with the kids; Sidney gives Ansley an online How Is Your Sex Life Quiz, and Sidney talks about his show from the past weekend where a heckler threatened violence against him. 
    We can't take full repsonsibilyt for how amazing this is.. This episode was channeled though us from the podcast Gods.
    1 hr 2 min
  • 29: Woke The Dragon
    Back to perfection! The team start off talking about how God doesn't want women to have orgasms, Sidney has a shitty customer service experience at Lowe's, and Ansley struggles to decide what weapon she'd use to fight a man.
    44 min
  • 28: Nippletism: The Gossip Episode
    The team start off talking about Ansley's new found empowerment as a professional woman in a male dominated field. Then talk about the real time progression of someone attempting to steal another man's girl on the Philly Comedy scene, and that's used as a framework to discuss greater inter-personal speed bumps that is affecting society as a whole... but mostly it's the juicy gossip. Also, Sidney wanted to call this episode Mr. Steal Yo Girl but again, Ansley's feeling all empowered so she wanted to appeal to her people.
    39 min
  • 27: The Whole Foods Incident
    In this very special episode, the team sits down to briefly discuss Sidney's new found toothlessness before getting into the specifics of the fight that Sidney got into at Whole Foods. You read that right... Sidney got into a physical fight at Whole Foods. This is that story. Shout out to local Philly comic Hannah Trav!
    44 min
  • 26: Funny Holes
    The team discuss inter-racial dating during Black History Month, a man's inventive way to sex himself, the Winter Olympics sexual misconduct numbers are out and we discuss it, the President of the Phillipines and his stance on condoms, and a very fun segment of "What they look like?"
    53 min

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Join Sidney and Ansley as they attempt to enlighten comedians by popping open their chakras using just 7 questions and a sense of humor!