Chakra Poppers

The Team stole a Christmas Tree... Or did they... or will they. The team is dealing with a moral quandry over stealing a Christmas tree, we also talk about Roy Moore's Wife standing by her man, Getting people fired, and the antics caused by being in an inter-racial relationship. The comedy is back and in full effect!

We get back to FITNESS! This episode starts with Sidney congratulating Ansley on earning her Blue Belt in Jiu Jitsu, the Jacked Bros then talk about how to continue when your streak is broken, Ansley has to answer to fact that she's been using the word "Journey" too much since joining jiu jitsu, Sidney hates CROSSFIT, we pair people's personalities with current fitness communities, discuss the difference between Wawa and 7-ELEVEN, and Sidney talks about what it was like opening for Hal Sparks and some shitty audience memebers. 

 

Audio Engineer: James Mascuilli

Damn! This is a good one! The Team get into their fears of being punched unconscious, Sidney talks about what it's like living with a woman that builds stuff, Ansley and Sidney break down the most overlooked aspect of being a weirdo, and an old white man gives Sidney a compliment in the grocery store that everyone else thinks is Racist... it's not, but it's hilarious.

 

Audio Engineer: James Masculli

The Team talk about how achieving your dreams can be ruined, People are accusing Ansley of things typically assigned to Sidney and she does not like it, Sidney talks about what it's like living with a woman that could kill him and Ansley likes it, and Sidney talks about how a young couple turned him racist on an elavator. Do them drill!!

Sidney and Ansley talk about the worst places to be trapped, Ansley's controversial take on cramping, Sidney's conspiracy theories about tv shows and black toughness, people trying to hook up at inappropriate events, trans-racial-ness, and so much more hilariousness. The fitness theme today is Cardio, which you'll need to laugh through this episode. 

 

Audio Engineer: James Mascuilli

Ansley triumphantly returns and the Bros talk about looking for a phantom poop, the evoultion of the Peniled Woman, getting scolded in public as adults, fighting people at the zoo, Ansley gets put on the spot to explain weird science she doesn't know, using chickens to gauge beauty, and so much more. This episode is hilarious. Oh, and we destigmatize stretching. 

 

 

Audio Engineer: James Mascuilli

In this episode Ansley returns and we talk about the different crimes our family commits on a regular basis. We talk about how Ansley recenlty converted another family to a life of crime, the paranoia of getting a free day, how Ansley missed a parade, Sidney plays a cop in a rap video! And for the first time ever, Two Jacked Bros deals with a little controversy from the Philly Comedy Scene that involves Sdney being the target of a group of haters, Oooooh!

Sidney is joined again by Ansley who happens to be hopped up on aggressive feminine energy and the two talk about their love of police officers, wether or not Ansley passes the The Bechdel Test, Sidney's reaction to a stranger that didn't accept his help, and Ansley and Sidney put their reputations of being in a 17 year relationsihp and having 3 kids by competing to see who could give better Relationship and Parenting advice. Also, One Legged Squats!!

 

Audio Engineer: James Mascuilli

(This episode, while sounding amazing, is late due to our jacked audio engineer James Mascuilli.. not due to any host of Two Jacked Bros.)

In this episode Sidney is joined by his wife and mother of his children to talk about action star Steven Seagal getting out of pocket, having your family yelled at in public places, other people's road rage, Ansley shares how being a weirdo keeps her in shape (and she's a genuine weirdo), and how JUJITSU made Ansley a woman.. This one is Jacked with hilarity!

 

Audio Engineer: James Mascuilli

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