Champagne and Complain

Mamma Mia here we go again!  We're back at it with our conclusion of the first Twilight book. Discussions include Edward crushing Bella's skull during sex and Ruby's deep seated trauma for the song Cellophane. 
Drink- Menage a Trois Bouquet Rose wine 
Reading- Twilight by Stephanie Meyer  

HERE WE GOOOOO! I don't think anyone was ready for this, least of all us. This week we are finally covering part 1 of Twilight by Stephanie Meyer. Yes that Twilight. The most loved and or hated novel of our time depending on who you talk to. We're talking about everything from  horrible outfits to farts. Buckle up Edward says so ,your in for a wild ride.

Reading-Twilight by Stephanie Meyer
Drinking- Louis Bouillot Brut $19.99
Spoiling pages 1-259 (first 12 chapters) 

****Trigger Warnings: Discussions of SA ,Violence ,Rape ,abuse****

We are finally diving into the world of fanfiction ,with one of the most beloved stories available on FanFiction.net and Archive of our Own  . Manacled by SenLinYu.  Existing in the world of  Harry Potter ,this Dramione (Draco Malfoy and Hermonie Granger) centered post Wizarding War Fiction is sure to surprise. Trigger warnings up top because this story is definitely not your mothers classic  Harry Potter book.
 Drinking: La Vostra Prosecco 
Reading: Manacled by SenLinYu 
Spoiling: First 100 pages 

 Its time to pack a picnic with fresh lemonade (Mikes Hard works too ,we're not judging)  some homemade pie (Costco?)  ,and possibly a flower crown to make you feel like the fairy queen herself. This week we are reading  and celebrating the  Spring/Summer season with the cottage core queen herself Anne with an E  (aka Cordelia for those in the know) 
Drinking-Alma Semi Dry 
Reading-Anne of Green Gables by LM Montgomery 
Spoiler level-The whole book 

Finally we present you the final chapter in this epic love story. Will the love between spider and woman withstand war and deadly plants? Will the crew make it thru the bog of eternal stench and survive electric eels?  You'll have to listen and find out! Rated SP for spider porn
Reading: Bound by Tiffany Roberts 
Drinking: Belair Brut sparkling 
Spoiler level-The whole book 

Season 2!! (airhorn noise)  We're coming in hot this week with a steamy 1847 gothic romance  by Emily Bronte. We will be discussing and spoiling the whole story in this episode of Ruby's Classics corner.  So be ready to buckle up for this bat shit crazy ride. We'll be spilling all the hottest tea on this toxic couple from hell. 
Drinking-Stella Rosa Red $17.99 rating-3.08
Reading-Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte 

Welcome to the MCU!! (insert-air horn noise) We will be discussing the newest Crescent City novel - House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas in full detail.  You have been warned do not listen if you don't want spoilers. . This episode is all over the place like the book so buckle up we have lots of feelings! 
Drinking -Rondel Brut  Cava
Reading-House of Breath and Sky by Sarah J Maas

Its our Birthday we can cry if we want to. Just kidding no crying just drinking and laughing.  So come have some bubbly with us while we discuss our favorite reads of the year!
Drinking: Borrasca Demi Sec 

What do magical back ribbons ,a human size bird cage ,and orgies all have in common? Nothing ,other then all three of them being in this seasons final Ruby book pick. Join us while we discuss gold plated woman and scream over toxic men. 
Reading-Gild by Raven Kennedy 
Drinking- Jacqueline Leonne Rose 

Coming at ya this week with one for our favorite reads of 2021! The Reylo fanfiction of year ,The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood.  A full episode  of our favorite subjects awkward encounters and Adam Driver. 
Drinking-Saint-Reine Rose Dry 
Reading- The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood