Champions...of Digression!

Happy Aquatic Teen Appreciation Day! This year, Hub helps a Victorian era industrialist discover the true meaning of this most special, totally real holiday by talking about the first appearances of some lesser known Aquatic Teenage Heroes! Join them as they discuss Jimmy Olsen #133, Showcase #79, and Superman #129!
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Why is Jericho MacArthur Parking it up? Is Raven still a Goth? Is Nightwing moonlighting as a cuban revolution themed exotic dancer? We read New Teen Titans (Vol 2) #22, and tried to learn the answer to these questions. We failed, but we tried. Enjoy! Enjoy!
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Cory vibrated himself to another realm (lucky bastard), so Hub is joined by his friend Dr. Osvaldo Oyola. Together they read Defenders #76 and talk about: Omega the Unknown; Elvis Costello; the effect of haircuts on psychic abilities; and the comparative benefits of Barbapapa architecture.

Who could have predicted that Speedy would father a child with a super villain? Oh, everyone? Fair enough. We read New Teen Titans (Vol 2) #21. Topics include: the frog and the Scorpions, archery based parenting tips, and stolen academic valor. Enjoy! Enjoy!
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Is this really the end of the Defenders? Probably not. We read Defenders #75 and talk about: time travel, sofa tossing, the time Tupac almost played Foolkiller, and Hulk yelling at a whale. But mostly we talk about Star Trek IV. Enjoy! Enjoy!
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What happens when you find a stranger in the Alps? The New/Old Teen Titans find out when they head to Switzerland on a mission in New Teen Titans (Vol 2) #20! Topics of discussion include: super whittling, international diplomacy, and Hawk being the worst! Enjoy! Enjoy!
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I hope you haven't earned Mr. T's pity, because here comes Foolkiller! We read Defenders #74. Topics include: breaking duck news, disintegration ray safety tips, wet art, and complicated foolishness rankings. Enjoy! Enjoy!
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Titans Together? Not so much. Our titular teenage team appears to be on the brink of a break up in New Teen Titans (Vol 2) #19. We distract ourselves from this unpleasantness by talking about: Tugboat, a phrase Hub heard on TV, a potential new Doom Patrol lineup, and hats! Enjoy! Enjoy!
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Aroo! Aroo! We read Defenders #73, and try to answer the difficult questions raised therein. Questions like: How many eyeballs is too many eyeballs? When is a script for a comic book like a bowl of French onion soup? How do you pronounce Xhoohx? And most importantly, who wears short jorts?
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Are you tired of Titan Up the Defense being too focused, prepared, and coherent? Well, good news! It's a special April, 20th bonus episode! Happy Birthday, Weed! We got you a podcast! We found some strong Jamaican incense and use it to enhance our viewing of the 1967 Teen Titans Filmation cartoons!