Champions...of Digression!

Our hosts are a bit flummoxed by this weird, cobbled together issue (which features a nine page backup story, a two page text story, and two pages of animal fun facts). We meet an evil, bullying, racist New York businessman who seems oddly familiar, discuss the viability of ruby-quartz earmuffs, and learn why you should never share silverware with an anteater.

The Titans fight off Oceanmaster and his evil alien buddies. We learn the important difference between being a bad Mofo and being an awful Mofo, our hosts wax nostalgic about an old local hair replacement commercial, and we find out that a cross between Jeff Van Gundy and Wlford Brimley is not a good look.

We got a real humdinger in this one! We see the return of an old friend (who could it be?!) and discuss Nightmare on Elm Street III: The Dream Warriors, Critters, and whether having a super punchable face counts as a superpower (I'm looking your way Ted Cruz).

We sure hope you find this issue as space as we do, but there's a fair chance that parts of it may be terry as hell. The story in this issue is a little thin, but our hosts are a bit tipsier than usual, so it all evens out. High points include giant cosmic flag burning energy bears, Cory's crash course on the Bill of Rights, and some metaphors pertaining to the edibility of metallic pies. Pretty space.

Our hosts are a bit goofier than normal in this episode. The Titans get a new member, who has got to do his own thing. We talk about Apollo Creed, Pollards (Michael and Richard), and robot gender politics.

The Titans go through some pretty heavy shit in this issue; death, alienation, a significant roster change. So naturally our hosts discuss an episode of 'Punky Brewster' Hub thinks he might have seen. Apologies to Psych majors (you'll know why when you get there).

Cory's back! The Titans hit the slopes in "Ski's of Death!" Haney's portrayal of Native Americans makes our hosts "Heap big" uncomfortable, Hub goes on an unfortunate rant against snowboarding, and we learn about the reading habits of bears.

Cory is off in Atlantis babysitting for Aquababy, so Hub is joined by Nicholas Prom from the Comic Reflections podcast. They discuss Brave and The Bold #83. Talking points include: don't name your company Zenith if you aren't evil, Worlds Greatest Detective may have been an ironic nickname, "Professor" is a pretty decent first name, and the secret to enjoying the Masters of the Universe movie. Also Hub makes what is, objectively, the greatest pun ever. Enjoy! Enjoy!

Bob Haney is back! Hooray! Robin tries to solve every problem with trapeezing, Wonder Girl dresses up like a giant chicken, and we learn that Cory won a blowgun competition in the Amazon. Seriously. Hub recommends engaging in some Richard Kimble cosplay. Y'know, for Star Wars.

The Titans get up to some more almost entirely non-sensical extra-dimensional shenanigans, we find out Wonder Girl's origin, and Cory and Hub reveal that they both watched Videodrome when they were much too young (which is to say, ever). Also, find out what Aqualad is probably up to!