Chapped

Well....if I didn't predict my own fate by making light of these contestants obvious lack of employment.  But my job less is your joy gain because there's literally no excuse for me to miss episodes.  Like my contestants, "I'm taking some me time." As such, I'm giving you what you want.  Hard hitting, live action, play coverage of the world's most disappointing cooking show: Chopped.

Listening highlights:

Well what terrible timing to fall off a regular schedule with releasing this program - someone shared the show and I got hundreds of unique IP addresses streaming this hot, intense action in one day.  Then life happened and I shit everywhere and missed April.  But that's neither here nor there as today we talk tacos and as usual - are let down and turned off by what we take in.

Hot topics:

Someone took notes during the editing phase...didn't she....

Your best friend is back.  Your best friend is taking you gambling.  Craving a weekend in Vegas?  Well how about an episode of Chapped centered around some nasty ingredients and a few contestants obvious gambling addictions in this "Casino Royale" themed episode.

Listening highlights:

Long wieners

The additive properties of the color wheel

My cat's poo

Bottom thirds

Don't get me wrong

But my nut cheese!

Welcome to the  New Year.  Or, if you are a like us, welcome to the beginning of the end of the lunar year.  Just like the old gypsy foretold, today is a day where we take it back to our roots.  The original Chopped kitchen, regular shitty cooking and the usual crew loaded up with Botox.

Some crucial show highlights: 

Rony's many special gifts.

Disrespect served up on a plate.

Undressed arugula.

How wrong I was.

What did you want?  Did you want DOGS?  Well, you got them with this fun episode of Chopped where there are cooking food for a dog.  They also have to make human food but not surprisingly, the dog and his enjoyment takes the cake (no culinary pun intended).

Highlights:

Surface piercings

My light and my bushel

Amanda's jacket

Chris' dog's dick

Trigger warning: this is an episode.  Also, I chose to go rogue and not duck the volume of my reactions because I wanted you to know it is real.  There are some very serious issues discussed this week.  Issues like:

Nico's beauty but also his receding hairline.

Mr. Peanut from the front

3D puzzle

War

Wow, it's like opening up a diary and seeing that I've been in a coma for 2 months.

But instead of a coma, I was living the American dream dumping my unemployment money into a new business.  

But enough about me, let's talk about you.  Let's talk about this action set in a big rustic warehouse with a hook for a hand judge and some gold nails that make you say what?

Sizzling topics:

When the beat it so sick

I'm a comic

A mix and match of timelines

A broken promise

What a great way to resurrect from the dead but with an surprisingly lively episode.  Warning - I do have a new cat and feel free to jump ahead a full 2  minutes when you hear me answer "The Call."

Highlights:

Michelle's face

Michelle's lips

90's DJ's 

Prayer beads

AUDIO WARNING:  THE HOST IS REALLY INTO THIS EPISODE AND IT GETS LOUD AND ROWDY.

If you are listening in headphone, be forewarned the surprises are abundant and worthy of each exclamation.

Hot Pockets:

-It's still Marc and Marc

-Double ball sheen

-The turtles are back

-Fedoras

Never has a truer statement been said - "And we're back."

It's been a minute.  I took some time to mourn the passing of my dear baby cat boy Mr. Jackson.  

Now that I'm back, Martha Stewart is our host, I guess.

Listening highlights:

-It's another Marc V. Marc

-Mama Martha

-Round Bread

-2 minutes of moderate feedback between 15:30 and 17