Grandma Ghost is summoned to hate on men, and also annoy a necromancer who's just minding his own business.

The Headless Horseman shows up to introduce the girls to their Harry Potter knockoff school.

The Charmed Ones achieve world peace: by killing.

The Charmed Ones complain for 45 minutes while an Alice in Wonderland themed plot happens in the background.

Phoebe is haunted by her 1920s self, who looks like her present self, because past lives are just your relatives, and also Neighbor Dan is their great grandfather.

A creepy man with no game at all haunts Prue's dreams. Meanwhile, Piper and Phoebe go on dates. Darryl will never doubt Andy again.

Chris is turned into Spider-man because of daddy issues. The Charmed Ones ignore this because of dates and work.

Grandma Ghost is miraculously resurrected just so she can be comically eaten by a wolf. Phoebe dons the infamously terrible Cinderella Dress.

It's the Mirror Universe with the Halliwells, where Leo has stupid hair, Darryl DOES want to know, and Piper is pretty much the same.

The girls are confronted by the innocents they didn't save. So, all of them. The promo pretends this is a comedy.