When our heroes sat down to record this commentary podcast, they didn't expect quite so many loud sounds of disgust directly into the mics. But that's how you know it's good: "Having sex or watching movies, sounds of disgust are the highest praise." That's what Max's Grandma always says.

After five weeks, there's plenty to talk about: the Germanwing plane crash, Roller Derby, MARLON, cancer treatments, and drug abuse...a veritable jambalaya of jawing! And JAWS!

An in-depth examination of Feminism prompted by the incredible B*TCH PLANET #1. Max's "fat voice" needs to be heard to be believed. After the guilt and the triumph have cleared, the duo dive down to the smoky depths of the occult as Max begins to explore the world of "nervous system events:" Grant Morrison-esque chaos magic! Bird plays Scully to his credulous Mulder.

Catwoman #38, Detective Comics #39, Justice League #39, Tooth and Claw #4, Wytches #4, Saga #25, Wicked + The Divine #7, Nameless #1, Bitch Planet #1

Everything from gender identity and family matters (not the show) to Rob Liefeld and the 2014 Saga Reader Survey!

In which our heroes completely forget to talk about drinking with Max's Mom, but DO manage to finish reviewing Weapon X (1991), then blaze through a large chunk of the comic book movies scheduled to come out over the next decade and love all over Wonder Woman. Why are DC's movies so broody, dark, and emo? Batfleck yea or nay? Will Marvel's movies ever stop being so much fun? Why does Bird hate Ant Man? Why are the dogs barking? Tune in! Find out!

Bird begins the process of joining a roller derby team, Max wants to talk about the unhealthy attitude toward sex in America, both of them talk sex (dirty, adventurous, laden with props, etc. etc.) in all its forms. A lot. There's a lot of sex here. Comics discussed: Weapon X (Barry Windsor Smith), The Mask (John Arcudi, Doug Mahnke), DMZ (Brian Wood, Riccardo Burchielli)...and WHO HAS THE BEST BAT-CHIN?

An all-comics episode! The Wedded Weirdos talk their way through a massive acquisition of 90s comics, are blinded by holofoil variants, are befuddled by Rob Liefeld's pouch fetish and body dysmorphia, and generally love the excess of the boom-and-bust era of comic books. Also, FURRIES! Reviewed: Tooth and Claw #1 and 2, by Kurt Busiek and Ben Dewey. Justice League #37, by Geoff Johns and Jason Fabok. 300, by Frank Miller and Lynn Varley

Max and Bird sit down on Christmas Eve to talk with Bird's brother Alan and her sister-in-law Erin: creepy old men, trampolines, why Erin hates all movies, the dark origin of St. Nick, orgies, syphilis, and a slew of other holiday team-up goodness!

The Wedded Weirdos figure out "the bases," how roadtrips work in space, and figure out a better word for [EXPLETIVE]. Since we're pretty sure you can't write [EXPLETIVE] in a podcast description.