Chaz and AJ in the Morning

Bad haircut guy picks a fight with the wrong (crazy) lady in Dumb Ass News, a baby survives a tremendous ordeal (5:00,) how Gary Hoey was discovered by Ozzy Osbourne (9:35,) Scot Haney reviews Pam's co-hosting skills (13:00,) and a cold case file from Manchester, CT, involving an 84-year-old woman (19:00.)

A Florida woman shoots guests at her own party in Dumb Ass News, at least 6 people were shot during Black Friday shopping (6:23,) Troy Aikman's play-by-play is too sexual (14:23,) and AJ's rant about "The Brady Bunch" and other TV shows (15:50.)

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Pam finds someone else to blame for her turkey still being frozen, AJ's traveling to Long Island like a sardine for Thanksgiving, and the interview Chaz is looking forward to with Jennifer's family.

Danbury Mayor Mark Boughton addresses the rumors he's running for Governor, Octomom is back (in Dumb Ass News at 5:38,) Chaz's girlfriend Jennifer called in and cried on the air (9:15,) and Scot Haney gives Pam advice for her visit to "Better CT" (12:42.) Plus, the creative way the police are catching speeders (16:50,) and Scarecrow's Thanksgiving plans (21:06.)

A couple in CT was caught having sex in their car at the drive-thru, the angriest McDonald's customer ever in Dumb Ass News (3:55,) and Allie from the Ridgefield Playhouse plays "The Tour Rider Game," (8:03) and Pam is definitely going to fail at making her first turkey. (15:28)

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In news, Chaz and AJ talk about Mike Pence's visit to "Hamilton" and Kanye walking out on another show. Plus, Tom G's Thanksgiving mistake (8:09,) and the dumb things the Tribe did that got them sent to the E.R. (10:50)

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In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, two idiots can't get past each other on a bike path, Scot Haney's Thanksgiving was ruined by Donald Trump (5:50,) and comedian Clayton English in studio to debut "country rap." (12:42)

The whole crew takes a DNA test with Ancestry.com, recaps intern Stoshball's first lap dance with Nikki, Esther Katro's hot dog video, and gets really excited to see Jefferson Starship at this year's Toy Drive.

In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, we learn why putting a wedding ring on your penis is terribly stupid. Plus, Fox 61's Esther Katro makes her first visit to the studio (3:11,) shares how she projectile-vomited in church (7:16,) and the Tribe shares their vomit stories (11:01.)

The Governor will not rule out tax hikes, so Chaz and AJ try to find a new nickname for him in news, a man's home surgery with a chopstick makes Dumb Ass News (8:00,) Tony Romo's press conference sounded more like a sad poem (11:36,) and the Tribe calls in cheating stories with Dr. Dennis (21:01.)

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