Chaz and AJ in the Morning

Yoko Ono's "scream therapy" in Chaz and AJ news following Donald Trump's election, Cold Case Files with officer David Hartman from the New Haven PD (5:54,) AJ remembers his former neighbors (11:28,) and "Starfish Mike" shares how he survived a terrible accident, when doctors gave him a 95% chance of never walking again (16:57.)

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The Tribe calls in their random celebrity encounters, Jarvis Johnson is already in line for Black Friday, so Chaz and AJ talk to him in Dumb Ass News (3:47,) and Fathead interviews the future of America (9:56.)

Chaz and AJ spoke to Meghan Scranton about the incredible line up of cars and motorcycles for people to check out, once AJ's done with them, of course.

A meat pie makes a cameo, Chaz rants about the election protestors, a new game where AJ makes everything pervy, and what Pam's (distant) future wedding will look like.

Former Navy SEAL Kevin Lacz was on the phone to talk about his new book "The Last Punisher," Comedian Jo Koy is in studio complaining about CT's distilled water availibility, talking about Conor McGregor, and explaining his foot fetish (3:52.) For part 2 with Jo Koy, (19:12) Pam's foot ends his fetish, Brad the intern smells between her toes, and the birth of "The Vee Boyz."

Trump protestors continue "The Wussification of America," and the speech you didn't hear from Hillary Clinton yesterday. Plus, senior weed correspondant Blazin' Jay (5:50,) Phil's Republican Grandpa Richie on Trump and Hillary (9:08,) and why Kerri-Lee Mayland's son will never look at her the same again (with a cameo by Scarecrow - 12:22.)

The election results and recap, and interviews on Trump's surprising victory with Rob Simmons (7:04,) Quinnipiac Professor of Political Science Scott McLean (11:23,) and attorney Norm Pattis on Trump's legal options for pursuing a Hillary Clinton email conviction (17:20.) Plus, the hilarious reason a man's nose was bitten off in Dumb Ass News (20:14) and the full wrestling match between Chaz and Jason Page, with Dr. Patty Ann (24:18.)

An 11-year-old surfing pro fat shames her dad live on TV in Dumb Ass News, Stoshball the intern gives a live update from the polls (5:03,) and AJ checks in with good news from his sick day (9:01.) Then, boss Keith and comedian Dave Reilly are in for the Chaz and AJ Fantasy Football League, but Jason Page refuses to participate. (11:05)

:00 - 2016 Chaz and AJ Toy Drive announced! Find out the who/where/when.

5:36 - Dumb Ass News with Dave Reilly and killer turkeys.

10:03 - Fathead Interviews America's future, AKA "Singing Guy"

15:38 - Fathead Part 2 - The craziest place "Singing Guy" had sex.

18:12 - Jason Page's gold star Monday.

24:27 - Jason Page's gold star Monday comes to an abrupt end.

27:10 - AJ is sick, wearing socks.

Chaz and AJ spoke to Johnny Moseley about the Warren Miller movie, why yoga smells so bad, and the song he refuses to sing.

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