In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, a Canadian man was fined for singing "Everybody Sweat" too loudly.

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Two food stories in Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News; one involving a ham to the face, and the other "off-menu" items at McDonald's.

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While on hold with advice to help Pam, Ben was fired from his job. Chaz and AJ spoke to him during Dumb Ass News to get to the bottom of it.

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Today's second episode of Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News was entirely dedicated to Pam's earlier traffic flubble.

A shoplifter was caught, thanks to his Pokemon backpack. Chaz and AJ have all the details in Dumb Ass News.

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Chaz and AJ had some audio in Dumb Ass News, after a kid became lost in a corn field maze, his parents drove home without him!

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Hartford Deputy Police Chief Brian Foley stuck around for one more Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News segment, Pam's classic 911 call after her car was "stolen."

Brian Foley, Deputy Chief with the Hartford Police Dept. was in studio to wrap up Chaz and AJ's Dumb Criminals Week in Dumb Ass News. The audio here was the perfect way to cap off a tremendous week of funny local dumb asses.

Farmington's Police Chief Melanson joined Chaz and AJ on the phone for Dumb Criminals Week during Dumb Ass News. A 911 call Chaz and AJ have already covered, turned out to be from Farmington!

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Every day this week, Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News has featured a local police chief as a guest for Dumb Criminal Week. However, Officer Hartman from the New Haven Police Dept. was unable to make it in, after a podium fell on top of him.

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