Connecticut's Dumbest Criminals Week continued in Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, with Bridgeport Police Chief Perez, who brought along one of the smartest Captains in the Bridgeport Police Department. Hear how one officer mistakenly thought there was a kangaroo loose on the streets.

Fairfield Police Chief Gary MacNamara was in studio for Dumb Criminal Week in Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News, and shared a hilarious story of a robbery gone wrong at a bowling alley.

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Comedian Dom Fig was in studio for Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, which focused on a local story mistaking a tampon for a fetus.

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A grandfather stabbed his own grandson when he wouldn't share donuts. Chaz and AJ covered the story in Dumb Ass News, along with the woman who is entirely too proud of her dog's long tongue.

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In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, a big dude fails to kill small spider.

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Dave Reilly was in with Chaz and AJ for Dumb Ass News, commenting on the single most popular story ever submitted by the Tribe.

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After not one, not two, but THREE months at Subway, this guy was fired. Chaz and AJ have the audio in Dumb Ass News.

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In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, a McDonald's manager fails to understand how "Pay it Forward" works.

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An angry elephant killed a person who attempted to take a selfie with the animal, when it killed him. Chaz and AJ covered in Dumb Ass News.

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As Sexual Deviant Week comes to a close in Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, Dave Attell was in studio for the closer; an Italian man who had a drinking glass stuck in his rectum.