During Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, they talk about a crazy guy who tried to scan his own junk.

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ have audio proof that most of the people playing PokemonGo are, in fact, idiots.

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Chaz and AJ had fun in Dumb Ass News with audio of an Uber driver absolutely losing his mind on an annoying passenger.

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Chaz and AJ talk about a woman who lost her $3,000 prosthetic hand, while out on a drunken bender.

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Is soy sauce that big of a deal? Can Dave Reilly keep his cool when hearing the customer's name? Chaz and AJ explore these questions during Dumb Ass News.

Magilla was in studio for Dumb Ass News, where Chaz and AJ slowed down the audio from the Buttle Rocket Salute.

Hartford's Gary Craig is under fire for being an idiot, Chaz and AJ play news report audio in Dumb Ass News, and can't believe he'd ever be described as "edgy."

A bride and groom's wedding reception was crashed by a rattlesnake, lawyers sing a song explaining why you shouldn't eat your weed, and where playing music badly could result in your instruments being destoyed. All in Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News.

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In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ realize how hard it is to screw up a fast food milkshake, and then wonder why boss Keith would tell Pam he likes to have his face licked.

Chaz and AJ expected there to be audio in Dumb Ass News, but Phil was having problems, so comedian Will Noonan shared a story about the heroin addicts he met.