A bride and groom's wedding reception was crashed by a rattlesnake, lawyers sing a song explaining why you shouldn't eat your weed, and where playing music badly could result in your instruments being destoyed. All in Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News.

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In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ realize how hard it is to screw up a fast food milkshake, and then wonder why boss Keith would tell Pam he likes to have his face licked.

Chaz and AJ expected there to be audio in Dumb Ass News, but Phil was having problems, so comedian Will Noonan shared a story about the heroin addicts he met.

Chaz and AJ put on their best hillbilly accents for Dumb Ass News, a woman from Alabama grabbed a snake and got attacked. Audio!

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Two sisters duked it out at an IHOP, while one of them was holding a baby. Chaz and AJ have audio from the flapjack slap attack in Dumb Ass News.

A naked man, who was arrested for being naked, came into court naked, and is the perfect candidate for Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News.

In Chaz and AJ Dumb Ass News, a Florida woman tried to steal cheetos, by hiding them in her crotch. Why would the store demand she return them?!

Chaz and AJ talked in Dumb Ass News about the math professor that's been making money donating sperm in public bathrooms.

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ celebrate Pam's last day of reporting traffic (no, she's not fired!) by playing audio of her most recent mistake.

In Dumb Ass News, a mother was upset that her daughter's swim instructor doesn't wear a shirt during swim sessions, because of his offensive man boobs.