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On December 24th, 2008 Bruce Pardo, dressed as Santa Claus entered the home of the Ortega family and took the lives of 9 individuals. 

In this episode, Mel introduces us to the Ortegas and Pardo and exactly what went down the weeks prior to the massacre and the evening itself. Bruce is a sick piece of shit who not only abandoned a wife and special needs child but selfishly took out his inadequacy issues on an entire family. Not to mention who he was planning to kill next. 

We really wanted to keep the theme of this month's true crime Christmas related, but this story will definitely not make you feel jolly. I know we needed some hot cocoa and Hallmark movies after this one. 

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References: 

https://www.latimes.com/local/la-me-santa-shooting31-2008dec31-story.html

https://www.latimes.com/local/la-me-pardo28-2008dec28-story.html

https://www.latimes.com/local/la-me-santa-shooting30-2008dec30-story.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1101822/Pictured-The-home-flame-thrower-Santa-Suit-spurned-ex-husband-used-slaughtered-people.html

https://www.oxygen.com/martinis-murder/covina-massacre-santa-suit-bruce-pardo-ortega-family

https://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/27/santa.shooting/index.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeSvPr8Ar3k&ab_channel=MorbidMinds

https://medium.com/california-dreaming/bruce-pardo-the-santa-claus-shooter-a3225f4baac2

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PART 2 (please listen to Ep.67 first!) Ho, ho, ho, it's December 1st friends, and you know what that means right? Christmerotica!!! That's right, we are busting into the semen... I mean season with a naughty little story that is sure to stuff your stocking full of co.....al (see what I did there!) Fun little fact, the characters in this story are REAL PEOPLE. We weren't familiar with them but suddenly feel like we know them reeeeal well. Fun fact #2 it takes place in the UK so our accent game is strong in this one. -

Story here. By: daxg2001.

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Ho, ho, ho, it's December 1st friends, and you know what that means right? Christmerotica!!! 

That's right, we are busting into the semen... I mean season with a naughty little story that is sure to stuff your stocking full of co.....al (see what I did there!)

Fun little fact, the characters in this story are REAL PEOPLE. We weren't familiar with them but suddenly feel like we know them reeeeal well. 

Fun fact #2 the story takes place in the UK so our accent game is strong in this one. 

Things got a bit long, with all the hilarious typos and all so we made this a 2 parter. So feel free to take a break or double team both episodes you filthy little slags.

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Story here. By: daxg2001

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When people think of grannies they think of sugar, spice and all things nice (just like the PowerPuff Girls!!!). That is not the case with Nannie Doss (born Nancy Hazel). 

Mel and Jamie try to keep it together after an afternoon filled with fluorescent lights and inhaling dollar store perfume to share with you the story of one of the most remorseless and prolific female serial killers of all time. 

Nannie literally killed more family members than you can count on two hands. I don't even know if you could with 3 hands, seriously, YOU WILL LOSE COUNT. 

I'm sure you are wondering why they call her the "giggling" granny.... Well, you will have to listen to find out. 

References: 

Nanny Doss- Serial Killer by Mollie Westbrook 

https://youtu.be/j5oH01zZpW4

Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nannie_Doss

Murderpedia

https://murderpedia.org/female.D/d/doss-nannie.htm

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We have another fantasy filled fuck fest literotica for your listenening pleasure. And this isn't your run of the mill Mother Goose or Brother Grimm's tale. Tonight's reading is cleverly named "Ho White and the Seven Dicks" written by The Brothers Cum. 

Ho White has been a naughty step daughter and has been cock blocking her evil step mother Goldicocks. And just like the similarly named story, she is brought to the woods to be slayed....but instead gets laid, a lot. 

Join us and our 7 little friends on a journey filled with Dicks of all names, shapes and sizes. 

Source: https://www.literotica.com/s/ho-white-and-the-7-dicks

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On July 15th, 2008, 2 year old Caylee Anthony is reported missing by her grandmother. As we all know the first 48 hours are the most crucial, however, police are surprised to find out that Caylee's mother Casey failed to report her missing daughter for 31 days. After a string of lies, a wild goose chase and some public urination (cue Nancy Grace) the world is devastated when Caylee's body is discovered. 

Join us as Mel dives into the Caylee Anthony case and our hosts TRY to stay as unbiased as possible. Me thinks that after you listen in you will also have a hard time accepting that justice has not been served. 

References:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/casey-anthony-trial-timeline-key-events/story?id=13990853

https://www.biography.com/crime-figure/casey-anthony

https://www.biography.com/news/casey-anthony-muder-trial-timeline-facts

https://www.investigationdiscovery.com/crimefeed/murder/4-times-casey-anthony-s-story-didnt-match-the-facts

https://www.crimemuseum.org/crime-library/forensic-investigation/forensic-analysis-of-the-casey-anthony-trial/

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Jamie and Mel present to you another spooky and sexy Halloween tale, straight out of Literotica.com. It's a tale of love, full moons, sacrifice and our BEST voice overs yet!

Halloween might be officially over, but we aren't ready to give into the Holidays yet. So sit back, throw on your favourite costume and join as the Trash Queens read, "Kyle the Weremoose Gets Lucky".

NSFW

References: 

https://www.literotica.com/s/kyle-the-weremoose-gets-lucky

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This week is a fucking DOOZY! Mel and Jamie are pretty good at finding a little humour to lighten the mood, but this episode limited those opportunities significantly.

Join the Trash Queens as Jamie delves into the depraved, disgusting, diabolical Joachim Kroll, aka the Ruhr Cannibal, aka the Duisburg Cannibal. This man, or rather, monster, is not well known, but his track record far exceeds some of the most prolific serial killers.

We definitely suggest going back to one of our literotica's or watching a cartoon after this one. 

Extreme Trigger Warnings: rape, sexual assault, pedophilia, cannibalism, necrophilia, bestiality, mutilation and humiliation of a corpse.

References:

https://spinzombie.tripod.com/kroll.htm

https://murderpedia.org/male.K/k/kroll-joachim.htm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joachim_Kroll

Joachim Kroll: The Ruhr Cannibal | World’s Most Evil Killers | Real Crime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUNxX4BQIho

True Crime and Makeup | Joachim Kroll | Brittney Vaughn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDObiYjT7ds

The Duisburg Cannibal: Joachim Kroll- Manic Cadence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpahvgThgUU

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This week’s episode has a little bit of everything. Drama, sex, reincarnation and a whole lot of laughter. 

Mel reads us a Halloween inspired Literotica called “The Scarecrow” and Jamie paints us the perfect picture of “Fedora Guy”. 

So grab your pumpkin spiced latte, throw on your headphones and get cozy because it’s spooky season and the ladies got you covered!

Erotic story written by: m_storyman_x

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Source: https://www.literotica.com/s/the-scarecrow

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In case these tales aren't making the rounds near you, we've sourced some REAL urban legends to get you in that Halloween mood.

Why fret through fantasy when there are real horrors happening in the woods or dilapidated house near you? 

Cropsey

The Maine Hermit

Real corpse decorations... and much much more!