The Trash Queens have started a band, "The Black-eyed Wych Trees" and are going on tour baby!

First stop is "murder town" and the entire set is dedicated to Bella and finding out who she was and who the hell put her in a tree.

Then we are off to "You're going to need a Xany land" where proceeds of the night will go directly towards birth control. Why you ask?

BLACK EYED KIDS, THAT'S WHY!!!

So strap into a pair of Depends Trash Babies, because you aren't going to want to miss a second of this set.

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There is only one thing scarier than Jamie's soft spoken voice... and that is the Creepypasta "Psychologist" by CrashingCymbal.

Join the Trash Queens as they gently soothe you into nightmare land with a tale of an experiment gone fucking dark. Russian Sleep Experiment who??? Psychologist will leave you feeling all kind of ways. And surprise, there is a prequel for you to look forward to in a future episode.

Sweet dreams and never marry a scientist.

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You are in for a special treat tonight folks! The Trash Queens, take on, not one, but TWO.......erotic tales! 

That's right, we know what you like and we are coming at you two fold. But you will have to listen in to find out who they chose to read. Why? Because we turned it into a competition and these bitches are thirsty for a win. All pride aside though, the ladies will determine whose story was best. And by best we mean, fucked up and hilarious. 

You can join in too! Shoot us a comment or a tweet on our socials and tell us who brought you to your knees..... in laughter! 

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Welcome to the episode that keeps on giving! We have couch commentary! We have Cult Classic Icon "Sleepaway Camp"! We have True Crime! We have some sick asf outro music by up and coming horror hip hop artist Poltergeist! We have a very stoned Jamie! What else could you ask for?

That is right, the Trash Queens have changed things up and turned what used to be a regular ol' couch commentary into a podcast elaganza extravaganza! 

Mel starts us off with the synopsis of one of the most famous horror films of all time, "Sleepaway Camp", throwing in some fun behind the scene facts and knowledge. Jamie then jumps in with the telling of the real life, unsolved camp killing spree; the Lake Bodom Murders. Mel tags herself back in to share the story of David Reimer, an infant boy who after a serious medical fuck up, is raised a female after their parents are given some seriously messed up medical/psychiatric advice. 

Music by: @Poltergeist_OD

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IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO... That is right, the Trash Queens know the ending, and now, so will you. So why are you sitting here reading this when you could be listening to the climactic finale? 

Kk, I won't be too lazy, here's a brief synopsis: there are some more untimely deaths, creepy demon shit, a fucking baby (WHY WOULD YOU INVITE A BABY OVER?) and soooooooo many fun dubbed in sound effects.

During the sign off the girls touch on recent events regarding the discovery of  215 indigenous children found buried on the property of a former Kamloops Residential School, please click the link below to see how you can help. 

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/how-to-support-survivors-of-residential-schools-1.5453277 

And if you are interested in learning Indigenous histories and contemporary issues for free through the Faculty of Native Studies at University of Alberta, click the link below. 

https://www.coursera.org/learn/indigenous-canada 

Background music provided by: 

Song: Beautiful Rose

Artist: Juan Sánchez juansanchezmusic.info 

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What day is this? What part are we on? All I know is this story begins with two best friends, 6 am recordings and a forgotten Apple Air Laptop Charger. Wait, that isn't Stolen Tongues, that's our two Trash Queens being literal Trash and leaving you poor sweet baby angels left waiting for part 4 of Stolen Tongues. To save you an extra minute of waiting I am not going to bore you with where we are at in the story. Truth is, you should know. And if you don't, it's because you haven't listened to the last 3 episodes, so back the fuck up and get on that shit.  

Enjoy <3 

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Who has two thumbs and is stupid enough to return to the Cabin from hell? FELIX!

That's right! Just when you thought having your girlfriend run around your apartment exorcist style was freaky enough, our main man decides to go back to where all the horror originated from. To the forest filled with fun bloody bone tree ornaments. To the home of soul sucking demons. In a location even more remote than the fucking Overlook Hotel. 

Weren't you ready to pack your shit and leave your fiancé to fend for herself a hot minute ago? Not that I blame you, I would have jetted after finding the first Blair Witch style dreamcatcher. 

Join the Trash Queens as they jump into part 3 of 5. Yes that is right, this engulfing story is proving to be a bit longer than anticipated, but we are not complaining! Oh and they remembered to do an outro this time. 

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Song: Alma

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Faye and Felix have escaped the cabin of nopes and whatever the fuck was trying to lure them into the forest. Safe at home, the two are optimistic they can put the terror behind them. 

Oh but wait, Faye is getting all freaky at bed time again. Did whatever they encounter follow them home or is Faye fucking cray (haha that rhymes). 

Felix is dedicated to helping his partner and battling the evil force that has followed them from the woods. Listen in as he goes full on detective and delves into the history of the cabin, pushes Faye's parents buttons, and befriends some locals who might be able to shed some light on this literally dark presence. 

Get ready for some jump scares, death metal screeching and no outro. Why? Because the Trash Queens finished recording at 630 am, reaching a level of delirious that only copious amounts of Redbull and coffee can bring upon. 

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Song: Ataraxia

Artist: Juan Sánchez

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The Trash Queens had soooo much fun recording and received a ton of positive feedback for their reading of the "Borrasca" series that they decided they needed to do it again! After a quick google search, they stumbled upon "Stolen Tongues" by Felix Blackwell.

Inspired by true events and originally a Reddit NoSleep phenomenon called "My Romantic Cabin Getaway" by user TheColdPeople, this story will leave you never wanting to enter the forest again! 

Based in the Appalachian Mountains, home to all of the ancient folklore and supernatural events, (did someone say YETI???) newly engaged couple Felix and Faye's romantic getaway quickly turns into the vacation from hell. It's actually insane how quickly this story goes from 0-100 on the scare scale. 

Is what they are experiencing just a bad case of sleep terrors? Is Faye sleep talking again? Is there an evil, ancient demon trying to lure them into the forest to feast on their fucking flesh???? Our answer will always be.... Aliens. But we will let you be the judge! So listen in to find out. 

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Song: Siempre

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Well, it's been a wet, hot, sticky minute since our last erotic reading so the ladies are coming at you with maximum penetration. 

This week, The trash queens read, laugh and gag once again at an infamous "Dick the Pimp" story "Beauties, Big D!@#s and Blow". Filled with alllllll of your favourite celebrities (one of which they confused, but were even more delighted once they realised who they ACTUALLY were).

Listen in to find out who the ultimate troll of the Literotica community has decided to include in his sleazy, pimp swaggin' universe in this long, thick and juicy tale. 

TW: DTP loves to ruffle feathers so if you are not a fan of unconventional sexual acts, this episode may not be for you. 

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