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March 25, 2024 Episode 50 - Putting Out For a Hero (wsg/ Josh Fekete)
This week we're celebrating fifty episodes of Cheap Smut by bringing Josh Fekete back for book three in C. Rochelle's Villainous Things series, Putting Out For a Hero, and good god was it ever a blast! Tune in as all three of us nearly hyperventilate from laughter and marvel at the machinations of the magnificent Suarez clan!
Book Description:
Baltasar
It’s time for me to start pulling my weight in the Suarez clan—to prove I’m worth more than the plays I make on the field or the dirt I dig up on rival families. I want to make Wolfy proud.
And not get unalived by Simon.
So I volunteered what I had to offer, knowing my infamous genes could be used for uniting two powerful clans in marriage. After all, I’m the only not-gay one in my family, so that alone should entice the super-babes looking to get busy with baby-making.
I mean, as long as they don’t ask me to do math or anything.
But the last supe I expected Wolfy to match me with was the ice queen hero herself, Dahlia Salah. She's not bad, but her brother is my former Deathball rival, and the only one on the planet who can make me Hulk out with a single snarky word.
All I have to do is keep my eye on the prize and ignore this weird tension between Zion and me.
I’ve totally got this.
Zion
I never would have guessed Baltasar Suarez would be the man to lock down my sister.
But shady business deals are what make our world go ‘round, and Dahlia sealed her fate when she went up against the leaders of his clan—as if she were destined for our legendary throne instead of me.
Not that I've been interested in wearing the crown.
Not after everything that happened.
Without Deathball to distract me, I spend most of my time keeping my daughter safe and happy, even though her mother is gone and my parents treat her like an outcast.
Otherwise, I’ve just been… existing. Until Baltasar showed up, as tempting as ever—reminding me of all I’ve lost, and everything I’ve ever wanted. Everything I can never have.
Or can I?
My beast—my true supe form—has already decided the villain is ours, so why not remind my backstabbing family that everything under this roof is destined to belong to me?
Starting with him.

CONTENT WARNINGS: bless you, C. Rochelle, for this exhaustive list on your website. (Scroll down for Putting Out For a Hero.)

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1 hr 27 min
March 18, 2024 Episode 49 - Claimed by the Cthulhu
Katie's back this week, and she comes bearing a doozy of a tale about Cthulhus and the women who love them and also unknowingly jerk them off in tide pools! Join us as Katie walks us through Claimed By the Cthulhu by Wendi Gogh, and you'll all about that horny misadventure, as well as the perils of having a detachable penis.
Book Description:MONSTER SPEED DATING—sounds fun, right?
Except my life as a marine biologist takes a slippery turn when I mistake a cthulhu for an octopus, only to find him seated across from me on date night.
Now, every time I turn around, he’s there.
Watching.
Winking.
Waiting until I succumb to his charm.
But I’m not ready for love. I have my studies, a mission to save the ocean, and a secret darker than the deepest depths of the sea.
Will Chaos claim me as his, or will I run from him like everyone else in my life?
CONTENT WARNINGS: past religious abuse/trauma, past sexual abuse/trauma, past birth and adaption trauma, at-risk pregnancy, newborn medical trauma (secondary character).
SEX CONTENT: monster f*cking, tentacles, a very unique piece of anatomy (hint: there's a reason this one comes right after "tentacles"), pegging.
So...What Are You Into?
Katie: Niche tea (aka hyper-specific gossip/beef)
Carl: Working out.

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1 hr 12 min
March 11, 2024 Episode 48 - Frankie's Funhouse (wsg/ Gwendolyn Harper)
When we realized that Katie would be out of commission for a week, we knew immediately who we had to call to cover for her: Gwendolyn Harper! And wouldn't you know it, she absolutely crushed it! Give us a listen as Gwendolyn and Carl cruise the Creepy Court Mall on a nostalgic trip through the 80's and ponder the mechanics of f*cking a hot coyote animatronic courtesy of Beatrix Hollow's Frankie's Funhouse!

(Note: this story originally appeared in Creepy Court, Volume 1: a Monster Mall Anthology)

Book Description:
Desperation for cash has led me down a rainbow painted hallway to Frankie’s Funhouse—a children’s gambling casino. Or as my boss likes to call it, a pizza arcade.
The coworkers are strange, the patrons are disturbing, and the animatronics are possessed. Which I was willing to put up with until my boss died.
Well, he was murdered, actually.
Now I have to serve pizza and birthday cake while thinking about burning down the mall to hide a body for an animatronic that keeps hitting on me.
Drug dealings in the backrooms, puddles of blood seeping out from the storage closet, and parents threatening to talk to my (dead) boss if I don’t get their screaming kids' pizza was all manageable...
Until I realized I didn’t mind Frankie’s possessed tongue in my mouth.
CONTENT WARNING: MF human x animatronic; explicit violence, gore, and death; explicit sexual content; dubious electric play; sudden submission; degradation; side character drug dealing and drug use; a beheading and other loss of limbs; unrecommended use of a chainsaw; Satanism; violent use of a spork; bad pizza. (NO harm comes to any children.)

So...What Are You Into?
Gwendolyn: Yoga.
Carl: "In A Way I've Never Known" by Fernando Silverio Solis

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1 hr 24 min
March 04, 2024 Episode 47 - Bro and the Beast (Book One)
By listener request, this week we're consuming Bro and the Beast (Book One) by L.C. Davis (penname of Joel Abernathy), a book so good that Katie immediately started book two just 'cause! Give us a listen as we try to unravel the mystery of how certified Bro Brad Miller has found himself in the world of his brother's favorite Shifter romance while also fanning ourselves from the heat of this unconventional Omegaverse smut-fest!
Book Description:
When musclebound frat bro Brad gets run off the road by a reckless driver, he thinks it's game over. When he wakes up inside his twin brother's favorite corny shifter romance novel, he realizes the real game is just beginning.
Desperate to get back to a world where he's top dog, Brad finds himself in the crosshairs of Raul, the menacingly hot hero of The Wolf's Mate, who's intent on teaching Brad a whole new meaning to the word alpha.
Not only does Raul insist that Brad is an omega–his omega–but Brad is going to have to come to terms with the fact that he isn't just a part of this fictional world. He's a stand-in for the main character, and the only way out is to make sure he gets to his happily ever after.
CONTENT WARNING: light action sequences, discussions of attempts by family members to send a secondary character to conversion therapy.
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Katie: Agatha Christie's Marple
Carl: Chainsaw Man

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1 hr 3 min
February 26, 2024 Episode 46 - Honey White and the 69 Dwarves
Last week, the mere mention of this book's title broke Carl, so it should come as no surprise Katie's synopsis of Honey White and the 69 Dwarves had a similar effect. Has Honey walked into the world's most specific kink? Or will she find love amongst the Dvergar?
Book Description:
Honey White is up to her eyeballs in college loan debt when a random stint as an escort lands her on the doorstep of the Dvergar Mining Company for a summer-long contract. Does she want to be an escort? No. Does she have any idea what she's doing? Also, no. Sucked into the not-so-romantic world of exclusively servicing the reclusive, not-quite-human miners, she quickly finds herself falling for her hot, untouchable boss. It's just sixty-nine days–can she make it out with her heart intact?
CONTENT WARNING: depictions of realistic sex work, mentions of past domestic abuse, putting a child up for adoption, and death during child birth.
SEX CONTENT: "A lot." -Katie Mizell

So...What Are You Into?
Katie: supportive educators.
Carl: Encounters of the Spooky Kind

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1 hr 21 min
February 19, 2024 Episode 45 - By The Horns
Salutations, smut denizens! Waaaaaaay back in episode one Katie promised Carl she'd read him a minotaur book, and that time is NOW! This week we're indulging in Jemma Croft's By The Horns, so if you have any burning questions about minotaurs fuck, this episode should answer at least a few of those questions!Book Description:When she stumbled into the wrong classroom at night school, she never expected to find love. Especially not with a minotaur.Joey Silver likes things fast. Life, relationships, driving. But when she mixes up the rooms and walks into Cake Decorating 101 instead of the speed correctional course she’s been ordered to do, she finds herself in uncharted territory. He’s there. He’s big, and surly. So surly. And he’s definitely not human. How can Joey save her car and career, and at the same time, grab the bull by the horns?
Taurin might be the only minotaur left in Borderlands. So it’s up to him to dispel the harmful stereotypes and prove that not all minotaurs are savage beasts hell bent on destruction. Unfortunately for Taurin, he’s Seen Red one too many times and smashed up one too many china shops. Now he’s on his last chance. Make amends, go to night school, and show the courts he can control his temper, or face gaol time. And it was all going pretty well, actually. That was until she fell into his life.
By the Horns is a heartwarming steamy fantasy rom com told in dual POV. Featuring all your favourite tropes:
Fated mates
Only one bed
Found Family
Grumpy Sunshine
Plus size FMC
CONTENT WARNING: themes of discrimination, threats of violence, casual drug use, and descriptions of dead animal flesh.
So...What Are You Into?
Katie: Stretching
Carl: Hell Is A World Without You by Jason Kirk
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1 hr 23 min
February 12, 2024 Episode 44 - Initiation
WE'RE BACK, BABY! After a much-needed hiatus, Katie and Carl are back, and they're kicking off season two with an absolute banger of a book: Initiation by Alethea Faust! Come for Katie recounting her time in the Smut Wars, but stay for a tale of polyamorous sex wizards!
Book Description:
Magic is a rare gift that only exists in the bloodlines of the rich, the royal, and the reputable. Dominai of Airedale, a poor hunter and forest guide, is barely one of those things. But after a moonlit encounter with the wizard Allisande, Dominai's life is changed forever. She reveals that Dominai has magic in his lineage and provides him with a letter of introduction to the Crux, the center of magical study in the Kingdom of Straetham.
Magical study is a far cry from the dusty tomes and rituals Dom was expecting. Instead, it is sex and desire, submission and surrender, loyalty and love, and, above all, trust. But when the trust of the Crux is betrayed, Dom must face his own insecurities and the unknown to protect his new home and his fellow wizards.

Alethea Faust’s debut novel delivers risk-aware consensual kink, hard BDSM, budding relationships between kind, emotionally mature adults, and a lot of butt stuff.
Initiation is a full-length adult fantasy, the first in the epic Sex Wizards series set in a sex-positive, magical world. This novel has a kink-based magic system which crosses a wide range of play with varying degrees of intensity. The wizards of the Crux include pansexual, polyamorous, fantasy race, nonbinary, gender non-conforming and intersex characters. Please see book preview for full CW.
CONTENT WARNING: rape and sexual assault.
SEX CONTENT: a kink-based magic system, the description of which appears at the beginning of each chapter.

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1 hr 15 min
February 05, 2024 Unhinged (Smutco Vault Re-release)
For our final vault re-release, we went back to our episode on the book that took the weirdest (and therefore, best) corners of BookTok by storm: Vera Valentine's Unhinged! Give it a listen to hear Katie's joyful squeal when she reveals the big surprise to Carl, and revel in the book that lives up to its title!
New episodes return February 12th!
Book Description:
Danger’s Come A-Knocking….
Someone’s been watching Tana closely, but he’s a lot closer than she realizes. From intimate moments to lazy afternoons on the couch, he’s secretly seen it all - and fallen for her along the way. The problem is that someone else is watching too, and his obsession with Tana is a lot more dangerous.
When a man claiming to be her front door enters her dreams to warn her about an imminent threat to her life, Tana initially chalks it up to her weird late-night snacks. But she rethinks things when her earnest visitor insists he’s also ready to protect her - in exchange for one hell of a favor.
When Tana trades her best line of defense for an unlikely supernatural ally, the threat lurking beyond her apartment hallway starts getting desperate as the law closes in. Can her inhuman companion save her from the worst of humanity, or is it too late for both of them?
CONTENT WARNINGS: stalking, breaking and entering, abduction (off-page), rape (off-page), gun violence, and murder (off-page).
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54 min
January 29, 2024 Stepbrother Summer (Smutco Vault Re-release)
Our penultimate Smutco Vault release comes courtesy of Olivia T. Turner and her wild instalove novella, Stepbrother Summer! If you missed this one when it dropped in July, we've gone ahead and dropped it right at the top of the feed for your listening pleasure!
New episodes of Cheap Smut return on Monday, February 12th!
Book Description:
Summer in The Hamptons?
Yes, please!
Hold on.
There’s one catch…
My new stepmother is coming and she’s bringing my new stepbrother along.
He’s the worst.
Ollie is NOT the boy next door type (unless you live in prison).
He’s got the filthiest mouth you’ve ever heard and all of that dirty-talking is directed at me.
This guy is obsessed with making me blush.
Nothing is off limits to him.
Not my personal bathroom, not my bedroom, not even my underwear drawer.
He does what he wants and what he wants is me.
Too bad for him.
I’m not interested.
Definitely not.
I don’t care that his deep rumbling voice gives me shivers.
I don’t care that my eyes always dart to him whenever he takes off his shirt (which is always).
I don’t care how many naughty dreams I have (a lot).
We’re family now.
And I’m not interested.
I’ll say it over and over again until my body believes it.
I’m not interested.
I’m not interested.
I’m not interested.
(Yes, I am)
It’s going to be a scorching summer with this dirty-talking stepbrother sleeping down the hall. Things are about to get sweaty, sultry, and sinfully hot! Family vacations have never been so fun!
Insta-love at its finest in a SAFE read with no cheating and a super sweet HEA guaranteed. Double V-cards. Enjoy!
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56 min
January 22, 2024 Moshe: Kosher Nostra (Smutco Vault Re-Release)
When friend of the show Josh Fekete told us that a friend of his had a sister who wrote smutty books, we were intrigued. When we sat down and read Moshe: Kosher Nostra, we were wildly impressed and knew that it needed to be an episode, and what an episode it was!
Book Description:
As the Avraham Avinu, or father of the Jewish Mafia, my shoulders bear a heavy burden. The safety of not only my family, but those that have pledged their allegiance to me, is only the tip of the iceberg. I work hard, and I play harder. My brothers, cousins and I are never without willing company, however, our mothers are not shy about voicing their desires for us to find someone that grounds us, balances the bloodshed with unconditional support and love.
I've never shied away from my responsibilities, I've never run when I could fight.
And despite her many, many rejections, Seril is worth fighting for. Her safety becomes paramount and I will stand between her and danger everytime, willing to go to any length to ensure it.
After all, I've got plenty of ammo.

CONTENT WARNINGS: murder, commission of crimes, organized crime, mild stalking.

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1 hr 17 min

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