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- Episode 29 - Grump Gone Wild
This week we're taking on the human resources nightmare that is Grump Gone Wild by Cassie Mint! If you're gonna get f*cked by your boss, it may as well be literal!
Book Description
I’m fake-dating the man of my dreams.
But these feelings? They’re all too real.
Here’s some friendly advice, from me to you: don’t ever fall for your grumpy boss.
And here’s another top tip: when said boss asks you to fake-date in front of his awful snooty family, say no. Run fast and run far.
Whatever you do, don’t mix up what’s real and what’s fake. Don’t fall for his hungry stares, don’t let your touches linger, and definitely don’t sneak off into a hedge maze together. What good could come of it?
Remember: it’s all a lie. A perfect, delicious, tingly lie.
And he’s just playing a role.
Isn’t he?
So...What Are You Into?
Carl: "Think About Things" by Dadi Freyr
Katie: Gender-affirming care for all!
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★ Support this podcast ★53 min - Episode 28 - Moshe: Kosher Nostra (Book One)
Thanks to a great recommendation from recent guest Josh Fekete, we were lucky enough to discover Moshe: Kosher Nostra by Mirrah McGee, and boy did we ever have a blast with this funny and sexy tome!
Book Description
Moshe
As the Avraham Avinu, or father of the Jewish Mafia, my shoulders bear a heavy burden. The safety of not only my family, but those that have pledged their allegiance to me, is only the tip of the iceberg. I work hard, and I play harder. My brothers, cousins and I are never without willing company, however, our mothers are not shy about voicing their desires for us to find someone that grounds us, balances the bloodshed with unconditional support and love.
I've never shied away from my responsibilities, I've never run when I could fight.
And despite her many, many rejections, Seril is worth fighting for. Her safety becomes paramount and I will stand between her and danger every time, willing to go to any length to ensure it.
After all, I've got plenty of ammo.So...What Are You In To?
Carl: Disco Elysium
Katie: "American Horror Show" by Snow Wife
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★ Support this podcast ★1 hr 15 min - Episode 27 - Himbro
We here at Smutco Industries have not been shy about our love of himbos, so it should come as no surprise that we are once again showing them some love this week as we cover Himbro by Honey London!
CONTENT WARNING: descriptions of a past relationship with a narcissistic partner.
Book Description
Devon got dumped.
My tragic taste in men has left me in the lurch… again. This time it’s the day before I’m supposed to leave for a destination wedding. When my ridiculously hot older stepbrother volunteers to be my travel buddy, I’m ready for five days of brotherly fun in the sun. What I’m not prepared for? My very straight stepbrother introducing himself as my boyfriend to shut up my manipulative, evil ex.
Jesse saves the day.
I’ve spent my entire life protecting my nerdy little stepbrother. If spending a few days holding his hand and calling him baby is going to help him stand up for himself, I’m ready to give an Oscar-worthy performance in my role of fake boyfriend. What I’m not prepared for? A game of spin the bottle that changes everything.
Himbro is a steamy stepbrothers to lovers, jock and nerd, opposites attract, fake relationship, forbidden romance novel with a sweet happy ever after.
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★ Support this podcast ★1 hr - Episode 26 - Not All Himbos Wear Capes (w/ Josh Fekete)
This week we were joined by special guest (and certified comic book knower/nerd) Josh Fekete for Not All Himbos Wear Capes by C. Rochelle! Katie couldn't wait to regale the boys with sexy superhero action, and holy heck was it ever sexy!
Book Description
Xander
Big City is supposedly the place where dreams come true. As someone just trying to live my life, I can tell you, it’s more like a recurring nightmare where dreams get c*ckblocked at every turn.
Especially if you’re a supervillain like me.
The irony is that I have zero powers, despite coming from purebred villain stock, but try telling that to Big City’s beloved hero, Captain Masculine.
This himbo is ruining my research, and if his firepower doesn’t kill me, the sight of him in Lycra surely will. Luckily—or unluckily, in my opinion—my bestie just signed me up for the Bangers dating app and found my perfect match.
If this isn’t the start of my villain arc, I don’t know what is.
Butch
It’s hard feeling like I have to wear a mask every day—that the only value I bring to the table is the sparkling image others have created for me.
Such is the life of being Captain Masculine, Big City’s greatest superhero. This is the existence I was destined for, and I will gladly defend this city against every threat to its people.
Except Doctor Antihero.
I’ve seen countless villains come and go, but something about Antihero intrigues me more than the usual hero-villain encounters should.
It’s because of him that I impulsively signed up for a dating app, hoping a meaningless fling with a local normie will help get my head back in the game. The truth is, what I really want is someone who sees me—the man behind the mask.
But that’s a luxury no superhero can afford.
CONTENT WARNING:
- MM romance
- Dual POV
- Superheroes/villains
- Grumpy/sunshine
- Star-crossed lovers + fated mates
- Lovers-to-enemies-to-lovers (yup)
- Hurt/comfort + found family
- MM romance (in case you missed that part)
- Plus suspenseful plot + save-the-world epicness for pizazz
- Sweary dialogue
- Naughty irreverent humor
- Extremely morally gray characters with moments of psychotic ideation
- Extra spicy extracurricular activities (see inside book and c-rochelle.com for specifics)
- Minor gore in villain lair and during hero/villain battle scenes
- Controlling + neglectful parents with some physical (superpowered) abuse
- Lack of autonomy + indentured servitude
- Restraints (not the fun kind)
- Detailed descriptions of humans’ negative effects on coastal wildlife (specifically with pollution and including a seagull autopsy with details of the contents of its stomach)
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★ Support this podcast ★1 hr 22 min - Episode 25 - Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes a Special Delivery In Our Butts
It's a special week here at Smutco Industries, as Carl and Katie swap roles and present their first Tingler, Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes a Special Delivery In Our Butts, by Chuck Tingle! If you're a smut-lover who's never taken on a Tingler, let us be your guides into the Tingleverse!
Book Description
Cooper and his wife, Ivy, have been swamped with work, barely able to leave the house as they type away on their laptops in separate rooms. They typically find adventure in globetrotting travel, but with the arrival of a handsome new mothman mailman named Indrid, they suddenly find the adventure coming to them.
Realizing that this handsome cryptid is flirting back, the couple soon begin to order more and more parcels, culminating in an erotic bisexual delivery that’s certain to bring some first class stimulation to your package.
This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling bisexual human on handsome mothman threesome action.Author's Website
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★ Support this podcast ★48 min - Episode 24 - Unhinged
You might think you've heard the craziest smut imaginable, but you haven't heard us cover Unhinged by Vera Valentine! Katie wanted to surprise Carl this week, and she did not fail in her mission!
CONTENT WARNING: stalking, breaking and entering, abduction (off-page), rape (off-page), gun violence, and murder (off-page).
Book Description
Someone’s been watching Tana closely, but he’s a lot closer than she realizes. From intimate moments to lazy afternoons on the couch, he’s secretly seen it all - and fallen for her along the way. The problem is that someone else is watching too, and his obsession with Tana is a lot more dangerous.
When a man claiming to be her front door enters her dreams to warn her about an imminent threat to her life, Tana initially chalks it up to her weird late-night snacks. But she rethinks things when her earnest visitor insists he’s also ready to protect her - in exchange for one hell of a favor.
When Tana trades her best line of defense for an unlikely supernatural ally, the threat lurking beyond her apartment hallway starts getting desperate as the law closes in. Can her inhuman companion save her from the worst of humanity, or is it too late for both of them?
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★ Support this podcast ★54 min - Episode 23 - Pump Fake
This week we achieve comedy critical mass as we try to tackle Pump Fake by Fiona Davenport! Brady and Talia's relationship may be fake, but our laughter definitely was not!
Book Description
Brady Summers thought there wasn’t anything he wanted more than the starting quarterback spot for the New York Nighthawks. Then Talia Finch needed him to play fake boyfriend to rescue her from a persistent creep, and all he could think about was how to make the pretty brunette his.
Talia doesn’t know the reason the hunky quarterback gave her for extending the pretense was just an excuse. Or that Brady is playing for keeps when it comes to her.
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★ Support this podcast ★1 hr - Episode 22 - Ensnared
Have you ever fantasized about f*cking a seven-foot tall man-spider hybrid after waking up from a deep, cryogenic sleep? If you answered "GOD YES!" to that question, we highly recommend that you listen to this week's episode, wherein we cover Ensnared by Tiffany Roberts.
Book Description
He’s spent years as a hunter, but now he’s the one ensnared in a creature’s trap.
Ketahn did not want a mate. Fate has a different plan for him. When the queen he despises declares her intention to claim him, he retreats into the jungle.
What he finds there changes his world.
Small, delicate, and pale skinned, Ivy Foster is nothing like the females Ketahn has known. She’s not of his kind at all. Yet the moment he sees her, he knows the truth in his soul—she is his heartsthread.
And now that he has her, he won’t let anything take her away. Not the jungle, not the gods, not the queen and her warriors.
Whether Ivy agrees or not, their webs are entangled. No one will ever sever those threads.CONTENT WARNING: arachnophobia (duh), non-human anatomy (DUH!), sexual assault, PTSD, light bondage, violence, death, blood, gore, reference to parental neglect, abandonment, exploitative past romantic relationship.
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★ Support this podcast ★1 hr 11 min - Episode 21 - Bloody Sunrise
How horny can one get in the midst of a zombie apocalypse? That's the question that Gwendolyn Harper asks in Bloody Sunrise, and since you already know the gist of this show, you already know the answer to that question: very!
Book Synopsis:
Caitlin Meadows thought the worst part of her business trip would be the airport hassles and her overly chatty seatmate. However, when her plane is shot down, and she finds herself in the middle of a zombie virus outbreak, she realizes she was never prepared for terrors like these. Lost, alone, and afraid, Caitlin can only focus on one thing-- survival. That is until she crosses paths with Jack Booker, an ex-Marine with a shadowy past and a penchant for pushing Caitlin's buttons. Under the looming threats of the undead walking the earth, corrupt government agencies, and the horrors encoded in humanity, can unlikely friends become something more? While the world falls apart, will they fall together? Or will their luck run out eventually?CONTENT WARNING: blood, gore, violence, gun violence, life-or-death situations, domestic abuse, attempted assault, and discussions of a suicide attempt.Gwendolyn's Goodreads Page
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★ Support this podcast ★1 hr 7 min - Episode 20 - Greedy
This week's little slice of smut is Greedy by Rhianna Burwell! Remember how the characters in last week's episode couldn't decide if they wanted to f*ck or not? This week's characters have no such issues, and Katie and Carl are here for it!
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CONTENT WARNING: f*ckboi being a f*uckboi.
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About Cheap Smut
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Katie and her husband Maxx Joy are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of…
a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to Maxx, who has little to no idea what the book is about.