Checked Out In Jersey

Memorial Day is that time of year when we all get together and reflect on the sacrifices that many of our own generations and previous ones made so that we can still have the good ol' U.S. of A. But who are we kidding? Most people confuse it with Veterans Day and just use it as an excuse to go to the beach to kick off Summer, have a cook-out or waddle their fat butts to other places to buy souvenirs and stuff their faces with ice cream. 'Mur'ka... it's faaantastic.

Join Matt, Pete and "Jimmy, the I-talian" as they examine just what a bunch of gluttonous lushes we have become; roadtrips with our parents as adults; the trouble with drive-thru windows and more.

In this first "Checked Out Shorts" clip, Matt, Pete and Jimmy, the I-talian are testing their new equipment for the first time when they start talking about the Jimi Hendrix biopic "Jimi All Is By My Side". That somehow leads to them theorizing that Val Kilmer is now working as a Walmart greeter. Is he? We may never really know.