Cheek Clappers

In this episode we hear from Steven Beattie, a tattooist and former drug-smuggler who served time in Fuchu, Japan, known as the strictest prison in the world.

Steven's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/steven.beattie.inkart/

Music used: https://spoti.fi/2YxHrrB

We talk about weed, Parma Ham, the time our shitty fake pyrex exploded, Pitchfork's terrible end of 2020 list, 69 bellend bite, the horrifying way Tara ate her crunchie and much, much more.

Music used: https://spoti.fi/2YxHrrB

This episode's guest is the fantastic comedian Brendon Walsh of The Bone Zone podcast (one of the funniest of all time in our opinion) and World Record Podcast.

https://www.instagram.com/bholewalsh/

Are you ready for Noghurt?

The audio on this one is a bit fucked but it's still a great episode. We talk about our sofa, Gravity, the F.R.I.E.N.D.S cast being paid 6 million and the time someone thought we were phoning in a terror threat.

We also have an exclusive mini interview with Gene DiNapoli (skip to 40 minutes in if you want to just hear that and not us blabbering.)

https://www.etsy.com/shop/GetClapped

Merry Christmas!

This is a great episode. We talk about drinking cleaning solvents, the time I wanted to squirt cleaning liquid in my boss Adam's face, Tara violently assaulting two ostriches and everything that's wrong with porn.

Music used: https://spoti.fi/2Lyz34D

This episode's guest is the fantastic Harry Slime from junkhead pod.

We talk a lot about creative work, self-promotion, music, comedy, martyrdom, near death experiences and more. We also talk shit about -REDACTED- and some other people.

Check out @digital_kintsugi and @dirtvoyeur on instagram and also check out junkhead pod on all good platforms.

Music used: https://spoti.fi/33440pP

In this episode we find ourselves seated on two sofas - that's right: one sofa each.

Once seated we discuss a variety of topics including wife rape, weird sexual fetishes, the biggest arse of all time and my failed attempts at sleeping with MILFs when I was a teenager.

Music used: https://spoti.fi/37RkDX0

The Clappers Renaissance continues. We talk about Nigella Lawson, drugs, the horrors of childhood and Tara being a lot like Rumpelstiltskin.

Music used: https://spoti.fi/33440pP