This is episode 68 of the WET Podcast.

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - Bureaucracy

00:03:52 - Screaming in your car is always an option

00:05:40 - Michigan loses in Sweet 16

00:07:04 - The Alamo: Never forget or whatever

00:09:07 - Poop of the dawg

00:12:08 - Markus is sober and it's all our problem

00:15:15 - The prison workout routine

00:17:11 - Huntsville Prison Museum

00:18:55 - How to Commit Murder: Crime of Passion

00:21:27 - Justin's Journal: TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME

00:25:45 - We had sad hotdogs at the UT baseball game

00:29:54 - They changed the food pyramid??

00:35:47 - Lady Bird Lake Killer strikes again?

00:37:24 - All taxation is theft

00:40:14 - Transmorphers better than Transformers

00:42:16 - Phil slanders Vin Diesel

00:44:19 - Markus's Dino of the Week

00:48:52 - Noah was racist to dinosaurs

00:52:00 - British Airways pilot back in the skies after snorting drugs off woman's breasts before flight

00:55:36 - Michigan governor kidnapping plot

00:56:58 - Visdeurbel (fish doorbell)

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