CheezWits

CheezWits

By Wally, Jess, and ChrisComedySociety & CultureLeisure
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CheezWits episodes

  • Episode 40: Halloumi To Introduce Myself
    The (not really) surprising reason Chris was late, Wally wants Jess to dress up her robot vac (Gail, obviously) as a maid, yellow American cheese vs white American cheese, the dos and don'ts of potato and macaroni salads, the lost art of the head nod, earthquakes and other natural disasters, unmarked police cars, and Wally is the new Chris.
    We'd be so grateful if you'd leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and follow us on all the socials @CheezWits.
    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 39: Cheezy Peazy
    A friend fills in for Chris, Wally goes elbow deep in doo doo, water drinking preferences, the trouble with pants shopping, when your jam comes on at the grocery store, Jess won't take the pickle, the art of the sandwich, THE Nashville hot chicken story, when the cost of living doesn't match income for anyone, when two scoops of raisins just aren't enough, life before the younger generations got here, using your phone in public, and way, way more.
    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode 38: We Colby Friends
    In this week's episode, the Wits cover scammers, Wally almost gets into a girl fight, the Barbie movie, offensive radio people (besides us), Wally has cell phone problems, Jess has fence problems, people camping in Walmart parking lots, men washing their asses, liberals vs conservatives, how many times can Wally say "pickle park," fans who get mad, radio promotions we never did, and much more. It's ridiculous how much more, really.
    1 hr 21 min
  • Episode 37: Emmental Breakdown
    Jess gets a new toy, we rely too much on technology, Wally's daughter finds a creeper, Jess might need to find a new Kroger, the rules we won't follow at stores that make us do their jobs, Wally's sticky new side hustle, the Jason Aldean situation, spin on the radio, when radio helps the community, Jess is NOT a morning person, and how the hell did we go from the TSA to girls who sell their farts in jars?
    1 hr 18 min
  • Episode 36: Wit's Up, Everybody
    How Wally tried to kill Jess, none of us runs, Wally's exhibiting signs of wealth, Wally predicts the future, the good ice, foods you should never order at fast food restaurants, asking Facebook for medical advice, racists, thoughts and prayers, intent versus literal impact, Wally's wife monitors police scanners, Jess doesn't pay attention to details, Chris shares a dad joke before Chris and Wally sing us out.
    If you've gotten a smidge of entertainment out of this episode, would you consider leaving us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts? K, thx.
    1 hr 8 min
  • Episode 35: Whine and Cheez
    The Wits cover Jess's unfortunate week, bad experiences with HR, empty restaurants, what is happening on the Wendy's facebook page? Wally's not sure he's offensive, Chris's dad might be Forrest Gump, programming music for radio vs satellite, and how Chris operates his... ahem... Wii.
    Listen, it's a podcast about nothing and everything, and sometimes we're funny. If you can dig it, could ya leave us a rating and review real quick on Apple Podcasts? Cool, thanks.
    Oh, and follow us on the socials, too, mmmmkay?
    1 hr 21 min
  • Episode 34: Same Wits, Different Day
    Chris has a bad travel night, Jess doesn't handle summer power outages well, Wally's reading magazines (like Readers Digest), favorite snacks in every state, Jess gets an interesting phone call, we make fun of an idiot governor, cars vs non-cars on the road, bathroom problems, old men don't wash their hands, driving with a baggie of puke, childhood trauma and therapy, insurance companies and medications, Wally tries (again) to get us canceled over diversity.
    1 hr 26 min
  • Episode 33: Wit For Brains
    Wally takes over the CheezWits twitter account (when he can find it), Chris knows everything about porn, plus we cover extra room in men's underwear, a rooster in overalls, the Titan mishap and idiot reporting, bad radio, Wally predicts the future for Wheel of Fortune (this episode was recorded a week ago), meteorologists and clowns, racists, and good teachers. You know, the usual foolishness.
    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 32: Twisted Witster
    Where else will you find showering together, pantie raids, restaurants that go over the top for tiny mistakes, people who say "I'm sorry" too much, prom, busybody apps and groups, sending nudes, dogs in stores, getting into the wrong car, candy and games of yore? We don't know, maybe a lot of places, but definitely in this episode.
    So how 'bout a rating and review on Apple Podcasts?
    P.S. Have you seen our #30daysofdickpics on Twitter yet? @cheezwits
    1 hr 20 min
  • Episode 31: Parm for the Course
    Computer problems, home repairs, the all McDonalds diet, Wally learns to use his phone for something other than making calls, Swifties in diapers, the nukakke conspiracy, and Jess gets an endorsement offer she CAN refuse.
    Do you enjoy hearing our funny conversations as much as we enjoy having them? We'd sure appreciate your rating and review on Apple Podcasts!
    And follow us on the socials!
    1 hr 12 min

About CheezWits

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Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. Hey, wit happens.