CheezWits

CheezWits

By Wally, Jess, and ChrisComedySociety & CultureLeisure
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CheezWits episodes

  • Episode 59: Should Old Acquaintance Brie Forgot
    Barbecue around the country, Jess opened her Christmas gifts early, Wally was creepy, the creepiest stuff we've heard in radio, people we worked with, names we've used on the air,  and we find yet another new low to end the show.
    Happy New Year from all of us at Cheez Wits to both of you listeners. If you like what you hear, or at least it doesn't make you angry, please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts (hey, it's the only place ratings and reviews happen. We don't know why. They didn't ask us.)
    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 58: Happy Birthday Baby Cheezus
    Jess and the middle of the night power outage, why some houses didn't make it through the Tennessee tornadoes, Chris has never had a hangover, migraines, memories of ex-spouses, balloon nuts (yes, those nuts), Chris is having weird dreams, runes and reiki and horoscopes, mediums and group hypnotists, when Jess tells her story to Dateline, people being stupid while trying to be hip, package delivery problems, why Luke Combs is better than all of us, the public thinks it owns celebrities, problematic song lyrics from the '80s, toothpaste preferences, shoplifting in our youth (and also as adults), and we hit a new low with the end-of-show dad jokes.
    1 hr 21 min
  • Episode 57: We Wits You A Merry Christmas
    Vegetable puns, tornadoes, Christmas spirit, Wally takes 7 minutes to get his mic right, trash health insurance, Wally's embracing the devil, gift sets for people who don't know how to shop for people they love, people who use their voices professionally are NOT all the same, how radio used to be, the difference between oldies and classic hits, old people, and some other crap.
    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 56: It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Witsmas
    Fake Christmas trees, Jess gets critiqued, another mass shooting, TV censorship in 2023, radio personalities on multiple stations, aging and strength, kids don't know cursive anymore and can't sign their names, history, when our grandmothers were knockouts, musical women of the '80s and '90s, and more wise words from Chris's dad.
    1 hr 22 min
  • Episode 55: 'Tis the Cheezin'
    Brad rejoins the chat, Thanksgiving recaps, Chris gets a very loving text from Wally, an abhorrent game of Would You Rather, Wally's country music crush (and the 0% chance she'd reciprocate), codes for oppressed groups of people, radio killed radio, and some other junk you wouldn't wanna listen to with your mom.
    1 hr 23 min
  • Episode 54: Cheez Be With You
    Chris is back from the dead, Wally finds Lume for men, men buying tampons (but not lube), the Love Boat and Fantasy Island, the making of the "best of" show, Thanksgiving discounts, athletes at the bowling alley, and Dolly Parton is a national treasure, y'all.
    1 hr 21 min
  • BONUS Episode: Who Cut the Cheez? The Best of the First Year of CheezWits
    Can you believe it's been a whole year of this crap? Yeah, yeah, they weren't all winners, but we re-listened to all the episodes (so you don't have to -- you're welcome!) and pulled out the best nuggets of comedy gold we had, everything from pooping in pizza boxes to Gail to Cinnabon and mail ordered bull... uh... stuff.
    Now, listen, we NEED your ratings and reviews on Apple Podcasts, whether you listen there or not. So please help us make it through another year with yours!
    1 hr 19 min
  • Episode 53: Witless Protection Program
    Jess tries to catch her stupid ex in the act, Wally finds an app that helps prevent you from.. uh... self love (if you will), we find another hilarious negative review, Jess gets an odd message on a dating app, buffets, books on tape, "fake" radio war stories, chilly weather, grocery store parking lot fights, confirming doctor appointments, we lost Chris, and Chad needs a hug. Who's Chad? Well, he's Eli Manning, obviously.
    Listen for laughs (or torture?), then please please please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts.
    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 52: Shart Cheddar
    Wally makes a delivery that leads to the name of this episode, daylight saving time, Chris's mom is a firecracker, therapy, Wally's feelings about women with guns,  Car Talk, cooking, time to turn the heat on, auxiliary glasses, what ever happened to Daryl Hannah, and how do you handle a hungry man?
    Hey. Whaddya think about leaving us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts? Please? K thanks.
    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 51: Wit or Without You
    The mass shooter in Maine, Wally shaves his ears, adjusting to time zone differences, hotel rooms with motion-activated lights in the bathroom and other oddities, Chris is afraid of NYC, TSA stuff that makes no sense, California stuff that makes no sense, safety codes, chiropractors, Chris struggles with T-Mobile, the art of firmly worded letters, scary movies, and Matthew Perry, rest in peace.
    Hey -- how 'bout a rating and review on Apple Podcasts? K, thx.
    1 hr 12 min

About CheezWits

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Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. Hey, wit happens.