CheezWits

CheezWits

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CheezWits episodes

  • Episode 69: I Curd You The First Time
    Chris has a thing, Jess faces off with an angry little man, Wally makes it to the next round, radio names, being radio famous, Jess has a different kind of neighbor drama, women who apologize, Wally loves to talk (shocking, no?), people who challenge authority and why Wally associates them with pronouns, coaching radio talent, Chris takes on Father Time at the bowling alley, satire sites, another stupid law in Tennessee, Jess refuses to let Wally drag her into another argument, and that basically ends the episode.
    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 68: I'm Wit Stupid
    Wally communicates with Gail, daylight savings is coming again, Wally gets a callback, Jack Black yielding his power in Pennsylvania, the Reesa Teesa Tik Tok saga, Chris hits up a drive thru, taxes and insurance, Jess tries to avoid all people while checking the mail, family is... well, you know, the songs that wouldn't die, Chris sells us microphones, passwords we can't remember, Jess represents on an industry conference panel, women are underrepresented in country music, radio stuff we shouldn't do anymore, and Taylor Swift haters make no sense.
    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 67: Wits the Matter With You
    Wally shows up in his drawers, Chris shows up eventually, Bo Duke compares Beyonce to a dog, Natalie Maines shoulda shut up, pharmacies and insurance companies are the worst, Wally gets FEMA assistance, Tennessee doesn't care about your tires, aging ain't for the weak, Wally has a job interview and he's bringing his assumptions with him, meat-eating lesbians, Jess has a PSA for men, commercials for personal hygiene products, cooking for one, Wally needs phone help, and Chris has BINGO problems, but not Dad jokes.
    1 hr 23 min
  • Episode 66: Too Legit To Wit
    Gutfield vs Taylor Swift, tuna at Subway, chicken at various fast food places, germs on planes, old movies and the things they got away with, football and gambling, the guys have unflattering nicknames for their wives, Wally's son preps for the end of the world, Taylor Swift telling us who to vote for, Kiefer Sutherland or Martin Sheen should be president, John Houseman commercials, football snacks, Wally says his wife can't cook, how Chris feels about egg salad, fast food grossness, grocery store problems, Wally comes to the defense of the underprivileged old white dudes, the Harlem Cultural Festival you never heard of, the town of Gay, how we're (obviously) a breath of fresh air, and why Chris drinks girly drinks.
    1 hr 30 min
  • Episode 65: Block Cheez
    Man colds (and "Flu B"), Luke Combs and Tracy Chapman and Wally's thoughts that make Jess roll her eyes, flight layovers that make no sense, buying a house on Amazon, houses with former slave quarters and underground railroad tunnels, that time Wally got shot, the "best of" awards in the town where Jess and Chris used to work together (and when Jess won it after she left the station), crack (no the other kind), the multiple uses for sweatpants, sexual harassment by strangers and cohosts, Chris says he lived a letter to Penthouse, the actors on Wally's and Chris's man crush list, insurance companies are the worst, and the Taylor Swift Super Bowl conspiracy.
    (Note: this episode was recorded on February 4th, so the mention of Toby Keith fighting stomach cancer happened the day before his passing)
    1 hr 17 min
  • Episode 64: Cheezer Burn
    We start right off with shots fired, Wally responds to a nine-year-old Facebook memory, radio people don't follow directions, Wally's computer skills, more of Chris's parents' hoard, the Chris Young arrest,  maybe we should talk about radio more, Wally falls for fake news, gentleman callers, and the stuff you CAN'T say.
    1 hr 22 min
  • Episode 63: Cheez Hoard
    Wally finds out he's old, Jess has a stalker ex AND a freak, Chris accidentally joins the show, racist comments in the Dunkin' drive thru, religious people and the problem with their Jesus tattoos, changes in radio and technology, snow hits Nashville, Wally and Chris role play as Jess and her neighbor, morning people, screening calls, the saga of Wally's sister, aging and our parents, and Chris' parents are hoarders. Oh, like you can find all this just any old place.
    If you laugh, could you leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts? Cool, thx.
    1 hr 23 min
  • Episode 62: Conway Witty
    Jess preps for "the big snow storm," chimney problems, don't crap where ya eat, the lonely neighbor texting Jess, Wally calls Jess too early, mafia stuff, Wally's homophobic opinions, an unmarried woman buys a house all by herself, Mean Girls, actors and artists who are jerks, "real" country music, Wally jammin' out to Nicki Minaj in the car, old school radio jokes, radio station ratings, words with changing meanings, and why we should be writers for SNL.
    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode 61: Hell Cheezes Over
    Weather hits the northeast, we mock corporate radio (again), Wally is changing his name to George, New Year's Eve celebrations, the Stanley cup trend, minimum wage, how Wally ticked off the KKK, Nirvana faces child porn charges from a 30-year-old album cover, old school words, curse words we love and hate, how driving has changed over the years, air travel problems, Tennessee gets a Wawa, farm reports on the radio, and why there might be a pot roast at the end of Jess's driveway. Hey, it could happen.
    If you dig the show, help us out and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts (even if you listen somewhere else -- it's the only place for podcast ratings for some reason)!
    1 hr 22 min
  • Episode 60: Wit While You're Ahead
    Chris joins us from the New Year's Eve bingo line, HOAs are the worst, Christmas recaps, states that don't recognize daylight saving time changes, the stuff they get away with saying on SNL, more reasons why the news media are trash, the dividing line between "oh he died too young" and "that makes sense, he was old," radio software we loved and hated, and so much less.
    58 min

About CheezWits

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Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. Hey, wit happens.