CheezWits

CheezWits

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CheezWits episodes

  • Episode 79: A Man's Gouda Do What A Man's Gouda Do
    Jess gets an annoying call, government overreach in weather warnings, Wally’s long-awaited opinions on 2020, brain-eating worms and the other winning presidential options, creepy comments from men you don’t know (and the ones you do), men vs bears, gender roles in factory work, tampon jokes, Mothers Day, and assumptions about motherhood and gayness.
    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 78: Three Curds and the Truth
    This might be our worst show ever. A former guest on the show has passed away, Wally takes a call during the show and Chris’s phone cuts out at the same time, house guest faux pas, scammers, predatory companies, insurance companies are trash, comedians, the art of the interview, cicadas and other creepy crawlies, heinous state laws, and Wally keeps a jar of what?
    So... how 'bout a rating and review on Apple Podcasts?
    59 min
  • Episode 77: Wit-per Sweet Nothings
    Where have all the ‘80s R&B crooners gone, reflective glass, smashing rooms, Wally and Chris have one good leg between them, the good and bad of seltzers water, non-competes go away, Jess has an experience at the Kroger, Whisperin’ Bill Anderson, “real” country music and crossovers, fads, Jess runs into “the troll,” Chris hits big on slot machines, Anchorman vs the sequel, TV shows and how Netflix changed in a bad way, the things people do that could age them, and the ripoff from quitting smoking.
    If you giggle even once, would you please consider leaving us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts? Even if you listen somewhere else, because it would help us find more Wit Heads.
    1 hr 14 min
  • E76: Wits Creek
    Chris goes to Vegas, Wally gets duped by Tractor Supply, Walmart says it’s improving the customer experience, paying more and getting less, Carvana’s stupid rule and how Jess got around it, retention specialists, more trials and tribulations with Jess’s parents house and car, Wally gets played by his granddaughter, competitive stick horse riding, people who tailgate, sexual harassment in radio and records, and Jess gets contacted by the big time about her work.
    1 hr 22 min
  • Episode 75: Queso Blanco (a.k.a. White Cheez)
    Chris shows his face (briefly) (but YOU still won't be able to see it) to tell us how he got into a fender bender, sovereign citizens, Jess deals with parents stuff, radio listeners and free stuff, Thrifty car rental is misnamed, Jess hates everything, Wally is unimpressed with one radio station's promotion, live on location radio broadcasts were the WORST, Chris doesn't need fiber, unfortunate names, eating the placenta, Morgan Wallen and the chair incident, delivery services and safety, undocumented workers, minimum wage for tipped employees, and on hold and grocery store music has changed.
    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 74: Rubbed The Wrong Whey
    Jess NEEDS to say something about Wally's movie clips and subsequent computer skills, Chris has another medical update, Jess celebrates an anniversary, old age and forgetfulness, dog names, music we know and like, that broad from Maine defending the Nazis, our forgetfulness in action, Chris revisits Genesis, religious broadcasters, interactions with police, Jess meets a neighbor who was afraid to ring her doorbell, and Chris gives away too much information.
    If you love us, or even if you just think listening to us isn't a terrible way to spend an hour and a little, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts!
    1 hr 17 min
  • Episode 73: Cheezed Off
    Wally has technical difficulties, Jess gets a message about the show that may or may not be an April Fool's joke, Chris is an "implementer," crappy reasons to get fired in radio, boobs were different in the '70s, Wally out-one leg's a one-legged woman, the new Bibles, Chris's Trump sounds like Regis, problems with companies, Jess has travel horror stories, hoarders, how a phone update crippled Wally, tomboy actresses, hackers, and the many reasons why radio is interesting. We'd love you forever if you left us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts!
    1 hr 23 min
  • Episode 72: Wit Parade
    We're a day late, but for a very good reason (which you can hear about in next week's episode). Updates on Jess's and Chris's health, aging, internet scams and verification questions, people who don't get the joke, the Indigo Girls and Wally is a lesbian trapped in a man's body, Canadian police safety recommendations, old TV shows, Garth Brooks's new bar, charitable donations, and in a shocking turn of events, we lost Chris.
    1 hr 22 min
  • Episode 71: Grated E For Everyone
    Technical difficulties mean we lost the first 20 minutes we recorded, but lucky for you, we captured the rest: Jess has bronchitis, Chris is getting a colonoscopy, Wally and his wife celebrate an anniversary and he's still trying to turn her off, the pharmacies and insurance companies, you know Jess is sick when she doesn't have it in her to complain, automation hell, actual GOOD customer service, AI replacing humanity, generations before us became parents so young, POS cars with expensive upgrades, getting overserved at bars, and going out in popular cities and staying safe.
    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 70: Wit Out Of Luck
    Wally and Jess find out how emotionally secure they are, multitasking killed Wally's job chances, Chris gives a health update, Don Knotts, Detroit, taxes, rich people, how big companies treat their employees, Jess shocked everyone by calling Wally, the Facebook and Instagram outage conspiracy, pot shops, Jesus smoked pot and ate hummus, Chris just found out about the talking snake in the garden of Eden, things heard at Country Radio seminar, recycling, Tennessee's going backwards, and the thing we all remember from the Brady Bunch.
    Hey, help us out and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts (even if you listen somewhere else). It's free, and you don't even have to use your real name, which is good because we wouldn't want to let people know we listen to this crap, either.
    1 hr 19 min

About CheezWits

From the publisher's feed

Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. Hey, wit happens.