Cheryl's whorehole.org

Cheryl's whorehole.org

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  • Push it Back in

    LENGTH: 2:49

    GUESTS: NONE

    SYNOPSIS

    Another installment of “Cheryl’s Greatest Hits!” Like Billie Myers’ original rendition, just a bit more smokey honaye. A sure #1 Single that Cheryl hopes will finally tip off the movers and shakers in enturdtainment to her amazing talent!

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  • WH3: Ali’s CrabsCycle

    LENGTH: 50:00

    GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, Girl600, Adam

    SYNOPSIS

    Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! Cheryl is once again joined by Ali for a friendly shit-chat. Adam from the Krebscycle joins them, there is lots of singing and a vmail or two. Work it bitches!

    LINKS

    Ali’s new blog
    Adam’s Crabs-Cycle

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  • WH#2: Ali & Carol do Cheryl’s Whorehole

    LENGTH: 42:14

    GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, Carol Wisdom

    SYNOPSIS

    Call the LYPS Line 206-666-LYPS! You wanted more Cheryl & Ali… you get it–Plus Carol! Some dirty craig’s list talk, baby talk, singing, voicemail, and other random shit. What jew woent? I do what I woent!

    LINKS

    “Dam Hobos” dirturd website
    Lady Raptastic
    Girl600

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  • Cheryl Interviews Ali

    LENGTH: 30:58

    GUESTS: Ali Mahajani

    SYNOPSIS

    Cheryl interviews Ali Mahajani, frequent freak caller on Madge&Cheryl advice show. Cheryl also plays Dave Calderbank’s “Nobody Loves Cheryl”, and the first fan v-mail from Girl600 who was also the first reviewer on iturds.

    LINKS

    Dickhole play video [warning: graphic]
    Yeast Radio
    CHUB Creek
    Girl600

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  • Child Protective Services

    LENGTH: 1:11

    GUESTS: NONE

    SYNOPSIS

    A little blast from the past for the kiddies! Cheryl calls, aparently from her new job at Child Protective Services. Originally created for Wanda Wisdom’s luckybitchradio.

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  • Large & In Charge HONAYE!


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    This guy is FOR REAL kids.
    One of your fellow listenturds/viewturds (Peturd the fucktard kiss ass) emailed me this man’s picturd. Apparently Manuel Uribe has been in the news because he is seeking some surgery to correct his… umm… “problem.” This hefty Mexican man weighs in at around 1200 LBs and, according to this article, that is “the same as five baby elephants”! What a rude yet hysterical comparison! LOVE IT! This all reminds me of the news story from back in 2004 about a 600 LB woman growing into her couch and dying.

    And guess what? Your very own beautiful, 25 year old woman, smoker, and owner of 3/4ths of a lung (that’s me, Cheryl) tracked down some video of him!! While it is not in God’s language (English), and is of very shitty quality, it is nonetheless quite beautiful!

    Have a look see:

    I can honestly say that I feel positively RADIANT turday! No, it is not the cansturd or the permanent sunburn… I just feel so trim and smokay afturd reading about misturd Manuel Uribe. WORK THAT Prolapsed body.

    I know this is rude, but what exactly do you expect from your beautiful friend Cheryl?

    As WANTURD Jizzdumb would say, “I’m not judging, I’m just saying…”.

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  • In Memorandumb of Chauncey

    LENGTH: 5:03

    GUESTS: NONE

    SYNOPSIS


    In memorandumb of Madge’s dog Chauncey. When I heard about his departure from this earth turdmorning I decided TURD record a little something. I included a clip from a pubic service announcement I made back in October of 2005 for Madge. In the clip I implored her listenturds to dogsit for Chauncey and I read his personal ad.

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  • Cheryl Reacts to ETHS 32

    LENGTH: 3:35

    GUESTS: NONE

    SYNOPSIS

    Cheryl reacts to ETHS 32–she shares a college story similar to the ETHS cuntRollVerseY along with some sage advice, and then she asks about the It’s Pat laugh of Ragans Faux.

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