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This guy is FOR REAL kids.
One of your fellow listenturds/viewturds (Peturd the fucktard kiss ass) emailed me this man’s picturd. Apparently Manuel Uribe has been in the news because he is seeking some surgery to correct his… umm… “problem.” This hefty Mexican man weighs in at around
1200 LBs and, according to
this article, that is
“the same as five baby elephants”! What a rude
yet hysterical comparison! LOVE IT! This all reminds me of
the news story from back in 2004 about a 600 LB woman growing into her couch and dying.
And guess what? Your very own beautiful, 25 year old woman, smoker, and owner of 3/4ths of a lung (that’s me, Cheryl) tracked down some video of him!! While it is not in God’s language (English), and is of very shitty quality, it is nonetheless quite beautiful!
I can honestly say that I feel positively RADIANT turday! No, it is not the cansturd or the permanent sunburn… I just feel so trim and smokay afturd reading about misturd Manuel Uribe. WORK THAT Prolapsed body.
I know this is rude, but what exactly do you expect from your beautiful friend Cheryl?
As
WANTURD Jizzdumb would say,
“I’m not judging, I’m just saying…”.
